-I was in this pre-Dashain party in Dallas.  Drunk and stoned me bumped into this awesome looking chick who looked like she was in her late teens. She mentioned she migrated from nepal when she was 14. we bonded really well and ended up having sex that very night. I must have literally penetrated  on all possible holes of her body that night. Fast forward to the next day,  I had to attend this फूलपाती भीत्राउने ceremony at my uncles place. He had gathered bunch of  कूमारीहरू  from the neighborhood and had them Lined up in his front porch. Turned out the girl whom I had sex with  just last night was standing in the line too. Then it stroke me why she was repeatedly saying she lacked Nepali vocabulary  the night before.
- I was trained by a DV guy in a gas station. He would greet each and every costumer saying "हाउ यू दून ?". He instructed me to do the same but when I asked him what that meant he would say it wasn't very important however  costumers liked it when he greeted them saying हाउ यू दून ?. It was only after one month I discovered he was trying to say " how are you doing?". I almost killed myself that day.
-same dv guy bought a play station 3 because I was asking him to buy one for so long. Next day he came to me and asked  "भीडीयो ग्याम त कीने अब यसको कार्टीज कता पाउँछ??"

I will try to post some more upon looking at the audience reaction!

 Manga le garnu hune Hamlet chai kina garnu napaune!

What a drivel. Totally wasted my precious 40 seconds. 

I wouldn't live till the day when I have to relie on somebody else for a lameass comment. मूजी आधी गाग्रो !!