One Summer day, our own Prem Charo was hanging his wet clothes out side his room at 8th floor to make them dry and lost his balance and fell down to the road.There he was behooosh!! Prem Charo. People started gathering around him in complete shock ,husshing..fushshshiiing with each other, the scene was complete chaos, and pretty noisy. With those noise and every thing Prem Charo all of a sudden wake up and people started asking him what happened...k bhayo..k bhayo..Finally, Prem charo responded....full of anger..K- K Bhayo..? ek chin aafno aakhaa k la thiyo.. halla garer

Mr.cool walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."

The bartender follows the drunk Mr.cool's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."

The drunk Mr.Cool says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night, the Mr.Cool comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk Mr.Cool's instructions and the drunk Mr.Cool says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk Mr.Cool orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.

The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"

"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

One summer night,

PremCharo was sitting on the Coffin in nearby Kabrastaan. A man passing by asked him

wot you doing all along here at night...aren't you scared?

PremCharo replied: It was so hot inside so came out to have some cool air..why to scare

baby..

Forgot to mention,

The first joke wan't absolutely directed towards your nick name. In fact, I didn't even

know nick name PremCharo exists in SajhaBlog. It was directed to the character we had

back home comedian known as PremCharo.

Anyway,lets have some fun out of here.

Two researchers named prem charo and Mr Cool went into the jungles of Africa for some findings ... while they were researching they got caught by the local tribe people and took them to their leader ... when their leader asked both prem charo and Mr Cool why were they there, they replied, "we are here for some research not to harm anybody" .. however, the leader hold them guilty of entering their area being outsiders and announced the punishments, "Both of you go on two different directions and bring a hundred fruits you find first" .. both Mr Cool and Prem Charo went East and West respectively ... Prem Charo came back first with 100 grapes ... then the leader ordered his men to shove those 100 grapes into Prem Charo's @ss as his final punishment ... local people started shoving and counting at the same time where as prem charo was crying in pain .. but when the count reached 90 then suddenly prem Charo started giggling .. as the count went on and on he started laughing out loud ... people stopped shoving and asked why he was laughing .. he replied, " My friend Mr Cool brought back 100 water-melons with him"

Once upon a time, the king of the jungle Lion was getting married. All of the Jantees

were enjoying in there own way, dacing, eating...One mouse named 'Commentator' was

also dancing wildly..seeing this one of the jantees surprised asked him: Commentator,

why are you dancing. He replied don't you see my elder brother is getting married.

Jantee kind of shocked and asked again how come Lion become your elder brother.

Commentator(Mouse) replied: Dude, before getting married I was Lion too.

You guys are so funny.. I could not control my laugh.. lol!

PremCharo was desparately looking for sommer job to pay for his tution fee. He came across a vaccancy notice iin local zoo for a job. A "Banmanche" , the main attraction of that zoo- had died few days earlier and hence the zoo was receiving lesser visitors each day. The zoo administration wanted someone to wear the skin of "Banmanche" and act like it, so that people would think it a real "Banmanche".

PremCharo applied for that job, and luckly was selected. On first day, he wore the skin (of Banmanche), and entered the cage of the zoo where there used to be real Banmanche, and started to jump around. Soon, our Banmanche (PremCharo) was scared to see that there was another Banmanche at the corner of the same cage, which was comming towards him. When he was almost colapsed of fear, he heard a whisper in his ear "Oh some, khainee cha? Kya bore bhaisakyo yaar!". PremCharo could not believe his eyes - it was none other than his friend MrCool.

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Nothing serious, just ...

I think this is probably the best thread I have come across in Sajha.. Ha ha ha.. keep it coming boys.

ha ha ha guys...mrcool,premcharo and commentator please continue...cannot stop laughing ..this is funny...

Folks please continue with your joks. It makes me laugh........

There was this guy named Prem_charo (who was having some sexual problem) who wanted to make his wife (prem_chari) pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
Prem_charo came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem, Prem_charo ? why is the cup empty??
Prem_charo : Well, ya I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute, Prem_charo. You mean your wife's friend too ?! !?!??
Prem_charo: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

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damn...raazstone.... this one made my day... ... was reading it whilst smokin...almost choked on the smoke...

for real !?

It was one of those days when a guy named Sunkoshi was horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it.
She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for five minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!"
Hearing this Sunkoshi gets the room, but has nothing to fuuck. He looks outside the windows of the building and sees a pigeon sitting right beneath the window. Quietly, he opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just fuucks the living shit out of it. Satisfied, he goes home.

Next week, Sunkoshi returns to the whorehouse, with his pay cheque.
He says to the Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!".
The Madame replies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show, taking look at all the rooms through the keyholes and get yourself in the mood?".

Sunkoshi does, and is enjoying the show, when he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really know what they're doing huh?",
The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should have been here last week, there was this guy fuucking a pigeon!"

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