It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year has ONLY
365 days. Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays in a year are 52, which are the rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126
days.
5. Two hours daily for food & amp; other delicacies(chew properly eat)-means
30days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Balance 81
days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.



That 1 day is your birthday.




Tell me??? How can a student pass??

As my student career draws to an end, I'll telll you that when the 365 days are not enough the trick is to use the 365 nights. YES, thats what u do if you want to pass, you put in long hours at night and put in less hours at sleep (8 hours, i wish i could get that much sleep). Another trick is to forgo the festivals and other stuff...40+ days for festivals?? Dawg, u're a student not a government official in Nepal. And Sunday's are not for rest man...Saturdays are for parties and booze and Sundays are for puking and taking advils for the hangover but still study for the Monday morning mid-terms. Being a student is hard, make the best of it...study hard, party hard and experience everything...u only become a student once (well that may not be true).

Dude,

How about working 72 hours in a week? You should not forget to include of working hours. Once you include the working hours in student time-life, you will have 365*2 = ..........days, ok.

Why do students fail? Well since I being the renouned failure (renouned because I know how it feels to get academic suspension-( been there done that!)) can shade some lights on this very important issue!!


Well semester starts. I think I will get 'A' in all class. My want to be an ideal student who spends all the time studying stuyding and studying. Inspired by this vision, I do the same for a week or so! First exam comes, naturally with all hard work I put on, I aced them all. Then results come back! It was an 'A'. Bouyed by the results I obtained, I forget my goal. My vision starts to blurr with temptation to watch movie, guff sup and of course plenty worry free hours of sleep! Then final hits and I get knocked out virtually rendering me lifelesss!


So this semester, I decided to change my pattern! so I reveresed what I used to do: get dismal result in mid term and ace the final. But folks it is not easy either. All the time you worry . You worry to the point the same guf-sup doesn't have any charm anymore, movie doen't interest me anymore...night becomes sleepless night!

At conclusion: Being student suck!

hey yo crazy dudes!!!

this section is for humor.......let's have some funny stuffs in here.....who cares how students fail......that's just creep..........if you guys know how to pass go ahead and let the ones willing to fail do so.........let's have some fun ppl....... life is more than good grades and failing and passing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheer up ppl............ROCK N" ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who cares??

Dudes, what the heck were you thinking this to be? A serious discussion kurakani thread? I posted it in Humor section because I got it in my e-mail from one of my friends in Nepal as a joke. I don't know how it is in Kurakani section inviting people to have serious discussion. Do you believe in the number and figures in the points?

More fun to read......
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