No Speaka de English


A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.


The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:


"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.


"In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. . . "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

Now that's funny!!

ya i also agree, really funny...thanks ram prasad

first R Den A last M Bro dami joke...

A punjabi english teacher was teaching his class, suddenly the principle appeared. He heard the teacher saying,
"gadha, gadhe ke pichhe ek aur gadha, woh gadhe ke pichhe mein, aur mere pichhe saara desh."
Principle - 'what is this that you are teaching to kids?'
punjabi - I am just telling them how to spell assassination.

nepe that was one hell of a hilarious joke

ma ta nepali timi pani nepali ho