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NO SEX TONIGHT!

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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wahahahaaha...nice one snurp bro ;o)...
was worth it to come check wats happening in sajha....hehee

sheessssh how many days..someone pissed off bhoyo hola wahahahahaa...hope it didnt result into a break up tho..hehee...

more pls ;o)...


danny

something seriously is up with your gal's mind...sex is sex and good sex better for any gal..but if she's putting you off ..then all you gotto do is.talk her mind out or if you don't like talking and if she's not eyeing the neighbor in your alley.....completely ignore her for a day or two and ask her to go out with her gfs and she'll bounce back better...shit i'm sounding like an agony aunt columnist ..hehehe what the heck

तेसिम्म्याऽऽऽऽऽ!

NO SEX TONITE देख्दा त झण्डै सात्तै उड्या नि! कस्सो अर्कैलाई पो पर्?या र छ। कठईबरा!

स्याईईईईईई स्याई, पुन्टे!

She is doing someone else..

serves him right

good one...but thats not always true....

Why are guys always thinking about sex???

Isn't there anything else to think about?

dream_girl - guys think about sex but girls wanna have sex all the time - it is fact from research study. Girls think of getting laid more then guys - they have instinct of being felt thought out their skins - and be satisfied with healthy orgasm.

If you already haven't seen/read it. Of course cut and pasted....


The Talented Frog

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she
is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop is charging are
very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well,
I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the
clerk says.

"$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a
frog."

"Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow
jobs."

The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of
sex, and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides
the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it
home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value.

The husband is sceptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try
that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing her husband won't bother
her that night.

She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen.
She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling
out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.

"What are you two doing down here?" she asks.

Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're
out of here!"