Anyone ever run for office before...seriously put forth an effort?

Khai...RUNING FOR A POLITICAL POST chaai thaa bhayena...

but, jamana ma aekchoti...munto battari battari chwak chwak taruni haru herdai hidya...King's Way ma...I RAN INTO A POST! Ahem, a LAMP POST that was! Thyakkai Nirula's ko agaadi...

khappar POST ma bajariyera rananananananana hunda chai...only for a moment...I held every POLITCAL POST that can be thought of...you name it...I was a mayor, governor, MP, mantri, pradhaan mantri, even the King!

Ali ali hosh aayesi chai first I abdicated my throne, then the PMship, the MANTRIship, MPship, governorship, mayorship...until I found myself in mero tei purano, thottro, raddi, dubna laako SHIP.

What else? Political office-solitical office thaa chhaina feri...

testo OFFICE ma pugna dherai FEES tirnu parchha...ani testo thau ma THEES haru mattra janchha...pugi halyo bhane chai secretary lai khanchha KISS...aba, secretary chwaak MISS bhaye ta ho ni, nattra ta khaa EEEEEEEEEEEEES!

sablai mero kura sunera uthyo hola REES...

lu, bye bye...aayo malai PISS!

BTW, mero umer pugyo jhandai dui-BEES! :p :p :p

Ha ha ha poonte good rhyming there

Liked this the most
" secretary chwaak MISS bhaye ta ho ni, nattra ta khaa EEEEEEEEEEEEES! "
Good humor

Poonte bro, darbarmargako lamp post ma bataridai bajridai garya haina tyo saanjh? ahile aayera king's way ma bhanera latte dini? jiwan rekhama jasto feri tauko nabajirikana sadde kura nagarni bhako ho ki ke ho?

tyastari poonte bro le lyamposta aakraman garya dekhera bidhyarthi partyle yaslai varna garnu parchha la bro ugra re chha bhanera sallah garda gardai poonte bro ta ukhuko tadaka chadera bepatta---

aay poonte bro
Lamp post ma thokeyara Office Post leyakho khi Lofice tira Lost bhayakho? office safis pugnu agadi timi Sacretary Miss lai Kiss garne Sapana dekhne? Ani sarba-sajha lai uthi halcha ni RISS!! Mo ta Bipina ma pani gardina testo Kalpana. Baru tapai le garnu parla ramari Jokhana. Tapai ta Fish khayara Thhis bhayara Hiss-Hiss garepachi sabile le esssss gari halchan ni bro, khi kaso??:P:P:P

Yo paataki JAINEPAL!
Malai ke ke bhanera garyo BABAAL!
Kina dukheko hola usko KAPAAL?
Ahile nai bolaidim ki ke ho usko KAAL?
Dar laagchha bhane milau aafno TAAL.
Aek handinchhu, ani rankera timro mukhai LAAL!

Jiskeko mattrai hai saathi...aau, basa piu aek kachoura DAAL! ;)

Ahem! Dhobini ko chyaatyaaa petticoat...jhandai dekhyo usko MAAL! :s

Poonte

Maal dekhna sath kina hata na pata lagai haleko ni DHAAAL!!

म्याउटिस रोजलाई अहिले आएर पोलिट्युस खेल्न मुन लागेछ।
सप्पै नेतालाई थुन्यो खत्रि माइलाले, अब मेरो चानस छ भनेर मौकामा चौका हान्न खोज्या जस्तो छ।
ल अब स्वच्छ राजनिति शुरु गर्ने नै हो यदि भने मेरो पनि आलोचनताम्मक स्वागत र सहयोग हुनेछ।
एउटा पाटी खोलिहालम्।

अब कहिलै घुस नखाऽको नेपालीहरु मात्र हाम्रो पाटीमा छिर्न पाउँछ।
भनेसी हाम्रो पाटीमा निम्नलिखित व्यक्तित्वहरु मात्र वास बस्न पाउने छन्।
१) भ्रस्टाचार नगरेको नेपाली, भनेसी १६ वर्षमुनिका बच्चाहरु मात्र परे अरु सप्पै गए खोलैखोल।
२) भर्स्टाचार गर्नेका छोराछोरीहरुलाई प्रवेषाज्ञा अथवा इजाजत हुनेछैन भनेसी ५०% गए फेरि यहाँ आएर।
३)माओबादीका बच्छाहरुलाई प्वेश निषेध, भनेसी अरु ४०% गए।

१०% बच्चाहरु मिलेर कस्तो पाटी होला खै?

नाम पो के राख्ने?

The Democratic Republican Conservative VOID party!

झण्डा कस्तो राख्ने खै?
तल चेपागाँडा माथि डण्डि बियो दायाँतिर माथि हुकुमको एक्का!

प्रेसिडेन्ट: poonte!


ए साँच्चि नाबालकले राजनैतिक पाटी दर्ता गर्नै मिल्दैन।

लु खा!

Ye, daittya dadagiri!

Political party ko kura garya ki dance party ko kura garya? Yesai ta syaaano khappar chha mero...sajilo kura ta ghusna gahro...jhan confusing kura garchha baaaaa!

Aba, dance party kai kura garne ho bhane chai...dadagiri ko kaam balloons fukne!

fukda fukda fukda fukda...gaala sunnera farsi jatro bhayesi...aek ghyampo rakshi khanyauni tyo gaalaa bhittra...ani beskana nachauni! dadagiri le laakhe nacheko pani herum na! ;)

POLITICAL party chai...khai...dhaka topi dhalkayera TYPICAL hunu parchha...aba, I am very CYNICAL about them...kura sundai CLINICAL disorder bhaa jasto...baru, haataan ghadi berera chadamla BYCYCLE...Bharat sarkar lai guhaar magera lyamla MIRACLE...

bhaigo, aba kura badhi nagaram, feri timlai laagla TICKLE! :p

k ho Poonte bro..

haatma ghadi cycle chadi hotelaima pasyo..
tarkari ra halwa puri khana mech ma basyo!!

Ye bhaisi khasla bheer bata! Hos Garam Hai Bro!!

यस्सिमा पुन्टुरे!
जान्नु सान्नु छैन? यसै ढाकाटोपिको कुरा गर्छ।
धोबिनीको च्यात्त्या पेटिकोटको टोपी लाए हुन्न, ढाकाटोपी चाहिने रे यस्तालाई नि फेरि।

त्यस्ता नेता पो बल्ल त्यागि नेता नि।
घुस नखाने भन्या तेइ हो, टोपी किन्नी सुको नि हुन्न।

जान्नु सान्नु छैन।
कामकुरो एकातिर पुन्टे गयो उखु बोक्या ट्रकतिर भन्या जस्तो हो र?
बेलुन फुकेर पोलिट्युस् खेल्दै हिड्नी?

धेरै कुरा लेख्नि थिएँ रात पर्यो यहाँ त। त्यहाँ भोलि बिदा हो? हाम्रो त बिदा हो, तर बिहान काम छ यार फोहोर नफ्याँकेको ६ मैना भइसक्यो! भोलि बिहान उठेर फाल्दिन्छु सप्पै।

ल पुन्टे कमरेद, बांग आन्! अरु पाटिमा कुरा गरम्ला।

Darbar marga ko lampost ma ta aajkaal chwank chwank transvestites dekhinchan. Poonte Ba, ali kada chasma lagayera hindnu hola ni. :)

yo poonte le khaiyo jasto cha dhari PICKLE
dime bhanda suncha Nickle
phari yesle garna khojcha aay Tackle
katti garekho hackle hackle

Timro rayacha office ma chirne Bhakkal.
tara kaam chai garne hola aakkal-jhukkal
tesai hudaina sathi miricle.

Keta keti aaye, guleli chalaye...mattyangra ko sattyanaash bhanya jasto!

Bhara bhuri sanga jiskinda jiskindai kaam jane bela bhayechha...aba bholi bhetamla! HORN PLEASE! ;)

yo morn ma nabajau sathi Horn
office gayara sandwich khanchu bhanda khala khali Corn
horn bajla jindagi bhar trong trong

Anyone ever run for office before...seriously put forth an effort?

Maile yo prasnai bujhina.. koi karyalaya ko lagi daudeko cha bhanya? ma daudya chu.. bihana 9 baje kaam ma pugna parne.. aankha khulne 9: 30 ma.. ani nuhayera, bhaat khayee wori, euta churot majale fukera... kantipur ra himalayan times ko rashi fal herera ghar bata niskida 10:30 hune.. aani nadaudiye k garney?

Isolated freak
testo office haina ni sathi. maile ta yesso pm, mp, sanator kho kura po garekho ta

yeh.. maile nabujheko.. ma at tyo 9-5 ko office ko kura gareko bghanthaneko.. aaba PM banne ho bhane jail basna paryo..MP banne ho bhane packet-maar arthat bagali mara banna paryo..sanator banna gai khane bhasa parararararararara makai bhutya jasto bolna saknu paryo...

Isolated Freak:
I see what you you are saying mate. Thats why I was wondering if you anyone would put forth an effort to run for the same. PM, MP, and senator was just an example!! aba aajkaal kho jamana ma Gai Khane Bhassa ta jata tetai bolna nai parcha. Jaile ta ever second person janchan. ani Packet-maar chai thori kaam banchan!! let me correct you if I may Baru, may be you need to become a packet-maar to be a PM, ani go to jail to become MPs. As far as the sentor goes, let ua kick'em outta this game.:)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii...bharkharai uthya...haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

So, anyone run for the office yet?

BRB...excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom office!

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Aaha! kya ananda ayo! hmmmmmmmmm

So, where was I?

oh!

here I go...

matrixROSE, matrixROSE!
Timro uncle ho Prem DHOJ?
Lau, timrai chha MOJ!
Furkako mattrai ke...kina tettro thulo POSE?
Lau lau, hera hera...furkera kattro bho timro NOSE!
Udera ceiling ma pugla timro TOES.
Bhwatta khaschha, ani khanchha timle nabhako DOSE.
Hyaaaaaaaa...timi ta sahrai nai raichhou...dharti laai BOJH!

aba Poonte T-A-P taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

Sakchhas bhane malai KHOJ! :p:p:p

poontee, poontee
kasto kura garekho bhunte
Mero uncle haina Prem Dhoj
Baru khaiyu hola timi le ussi sita bhoj
aakhbaar ma bhayacha timro Khoj
Office jane bhanera gardai hidchau timi Moj

Poontee, Poontee
timi raiyachu sarai gante
kati garchau chaye-chaye
jati excercise gare pani rayachu chantye
hijo ghus khakho kura nabirsha,
phari aaula timi lai samauna Danthe.