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gyanguru
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Posted on 06-13-08 4:21
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- I am a young Nepali citizen with immense love for my country.
- I am ready to wear national dress at all times.
- I have good presentation and communication skills.
- I am a fresh graduate from a reputed university.
- I have no any political affiliations but have enough understanding of politics.
- I have knowledge in Economics, Health, Accounts and Education.
- I have a good understanding of international politics and policies.
- I know the knowledge of cultural and ethnic diversity of my country.
- I have no any criminal records in and out of Nepal.
- I have never misutilised the national property.
- I have never vandalised any either.
- I would always favour youth in the power.
- I would be a good role model for youth as I do not drink, smoke and rape.
- I would be a challange for elder generation as I would step down when required.
- I would not take part in any active or passive politics.
- I would devout my time for charity works.
- I would never misutilise my power for personal purpose.
- I would never be a part of corruption.
- I would never interfare with the government.
- I would always remain inside the legal boundry and serve the nation the best I can.
On the above mentioned 20 points I would be the best president of Nepal.
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mauj_garau
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Posted on 06-13-08 9:30
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This post supposed to be under Humor section.
However, dude seems to be serious man!!
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katziman
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Posted on 06-13-08 10:06
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I don’t know about being a President, but with those outlined testimonies, you may be able to persuade a parent to be their son-in-law. Although some parents may have concerns on your vows of devoting time for charity works and not misutilizing your power for personal purposes.
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kaila baje
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Posted on 06-13-08 10:17
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I see what you mean... no 29 months OPT, so you are making a way to Presidency in Nepal after 12 months, huh?
Damn! you rock!
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sujan__
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Posted on 06-13-08 10:24
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Poon-Hill
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Posted on 06-13-08 10:37
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Count me in on your Wagon with one condition ------ Legalize POT. ha ![](../chat/smileys/m-laugh.gif) ha. But seriously you go and get em' for the President.
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nepali man6e
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Posted on 06-13-08 11:38
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That was a nice one. All the best, but most important thing, are you above 35? It is one of the most required criteria( I heard of that but not read, so I dont know, how authentic it is). Most of the proposed ppl are at least twice that age. I will support you up gyanguru. All the best.
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badlidoakash
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Posted on 06-13-08 11:50
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How would you go about 1) improving our living standards (higher wages, salary)? 2) improving our archaic education system? 3) eradicating bureaucratic corruption? 4) fighting inflation? 5) redistributing land to farmers so that hard work and not rich heritage gets rewarded? 6) waging a diplomatic fight with India so that our sovereignty is maintained without harming relations with India? 7) utilizing the only natural resource we have : water? 8) putting an end to the current trend of skilled workers and ambitious students leaving the country and NEVER returning back permanently? 9) stopping the disenchanted college kids who take to the streets for almost anything when their political parties tell them to do so? 10) removing that sense of humiliation, depravity and disenchantment with our identity that the Nepali psyche is going through? how would you make every Nepali treat their fellow citizens as equals? How will you remove the divided mentality? Give me your thoughts and I will consider voting for you the next time you run for office.
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NOSTRADAMUS
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Posted on 06-13-08 11:56
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Samsara rund! ko kuputra muj! , this post is about humour . ta ch!kne lai humour bhanya kho , k taha . Muj! khate , ja gayera tero dhoti sahu ko gadi bech ch!kne , and leave us alone to debate on , who's the most qualified for president . Ta muj! dallo ko santaan , bhaloo haru ko chai president huna saklas .
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NOSTRADAMUS
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Posted on 06-13-08 11:57
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Ok back to some humour . I am not sure if i could qualify " but hey i stayed in holiday inn .. Is it good enough
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chunlee
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Posted on 06-13-08 12:26
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oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah!!.we need someone with those qualities as you mentioned above,,but look at this>>>>>>>>>...........,....prachandee,girijaa,makuuuneee!jaaakuuneeee!!!!!damn man!!!!!!!!...isn't there any better candidates then these power hungry beasts???........i think the united nation's sth Dr. GAUtam would be the best option.................
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ganapati
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Posted on 06-13-08 2:56
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i heard you were moving to Welsh from Scotland (source: your previous postings). What made you change your mind to be a president?? by the way, if i were allowed to vote for prez, i would have voted you..
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fortunefaded
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Posted on 06-13-08 3:13
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you forgot the 21st point: 21. I am a pompous prick who professes pseudo-knowledge/abilities just to show off in public threads.
Last edited: 13-Jun-08 03:16 PM
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zee
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Posted on 06-13-08 7:19
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gyanguru ,thanks for application for the president.Unfortunately, u do not meet these 20 qualifications needed to be president:
- I am a young Nepali citizen with immense love for my country. ..we need old dude
- I am ready to wear national dress at all times. ..we need nude
- I have good presentation and communication skills. ..overqualified
- I am a fresh graduate from a reputed university. ..too much educated
- I have no any political affiliations but have enough understanding of politics. .we needed opposite to this ..someone with political affiliations but no understanding of politics
- I have knowledge in Economics, Health, Accounts and Education. ..not required
- I have a good understanding of international politics and policies. ..not required
- I know the knowledge of cultural and ethnic diversity of my country. ..not required
- I have no any criminal records in and out of Nepal. ...u lack this qualification..should have one atleast
- I have never misutilised the national property. ..too much clean
- I have never vandalised any either. ..u should have done that whatever it is
- I would always favour youth in the power. ..never do that mistake
- I would be a good role model for youth as I do not drink, smoke and rape. ...u wasted your youth
- I would be a challange for elder generation as I would step down when required...u r danger
- I would not take part in any active or passive politics. ..president's name is required for that
- I would devout my time for charity works. ..prime minister will do that
- I would never misutilise my power for personal purpose...then what u gonna do with power?
- I would never be a part of corruption. ...then what will journalist do?
- I would never interfare with the government...then who will have government to fight with?
- I would always remain inside the legal boundry and serve the nation the best I can...what will nepal janta do then?..we need reason to be angry always.
-Thanks for your interest though.![](http://www.sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-tongue.gif)
zee (nepal govt. representative)
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Posted on 06-13-08 8:07
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You have no "EXPERIENCE".... and you just GRADUATED... You have no "MONEY" and "POWER"..... You are too "YOUNG" ,same with you "BRAIN" Where's the main subject "HISTORY"...Your profile is on "FACEBOOK" and "HI5" You stand for Presidency in "SAJHA".... you are "AMATURE".... You don't have not 'RELATIONSHIPS" Nobody 'TRUSTs" you....No "LEADERSHIP" quality.... You will only stand for "YOURSELF".. you are not a "TEAM" player.... take my words...... It's not that easy...... but you can be if you dream big..... Best of Luck
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houstonguys
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Posted on 06-13-08 11:41
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mero geda jasto kura
muji haru kam chhina
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jakhanlal
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Posted on 06-14-08 12:31
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SABAILE DES CHALAUNE BHAYE AAJA YESTO HUDAINA THIYO HOLA. TAPAI KO QUALIFICATION RAMRO CHA AAFNU GHAR CHALAUNA LAI. AAFNU GHAR RAMRO SANGA CHALAUNUHOS SUBHAKAMANA JIBANBHARI KO LAGI.
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gyanguru
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Posted on 06-14-08 3:52
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Thanks to everyone who commented... I am preparing for the official application.... so I am busy to reply this...... I will definately come with answer for everyone..... I know half of the population have atleast the same or better points than/as me.... but no one is intersted to be the President.... all of them lack the Power without POWER... I AM READY FOR THE DULL JOB
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Posted on 06-14-08 9:16
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Gyan Guru...
I don't know how old are you at the moment.. but I will be the president of Nepal after next 20 years. FUnny??? HEll No!! Well, I am sure there would be tons of skepticism a out my statement rt now, but Hey,, Life is a Progression.... Being in early 20's..everything's been a 'Learning Process" for me... I don't know how strong candidate you are, but yeah! I would be pain in ur a**, if you would be in Nepal, going for the election against me. Nothing personal, but hey! if you can prove to have a better vision about changing Nepal into a better place, I would opt to work with you.
All I want is a Better Nepal... Afno Desh Aafai Banau.....!!!!!
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gyanguru
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Posted on 06-15-08 2:07
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I may not be as smart as Obama but not as dull as Gordon Brown either.
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Posted on 06-15-08 3:35
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GyanGuru aka GP aka Gyaneswor,
Sarba prathama ta sansad banne prayash garnush; Tatpaschat ramro kam garnush ra prabhav sali bannush. Arko khudkila chadnush; Tesari bistari khudkila pachi khudkila chader, nirbachit bahumat pratinidhile aru umedbar ko tulana ma tapahi lahi chune pachi matra mathillo pad ma pugnu hunchu.
Dherai lamo pratispardha ra lagani chahincha mathillo padma pugna; kohi kohi chittai mathi pugchan. Kohi jindgai bhari pachadi parer pidit bhayi bachchan. Yogyata le matra hudaina; yogyata bina pani hudaina. Dherai maha purush haru rajniti ma asaphal hunchan; jabki kahile kahi dherai fataha haru mathi pugchana. Je hos kunai sutra chaina; sabai ko bato bhinna bhinna huncha. Je hos pahile MP bannu paryo; age tapasil.............
HB Rai.
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