Tapain haru kasaile Maccha( fish) le Churot(cigarette) khako Joke sunnu bahako cha??

Another..

Ghane's Father calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with his password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," he says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," he says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

hasaayo sabai ko jok le ,ma chai samjhipachhi bhanchhu hai ta :D

Hehe tyra ,ma pani :D
Well,u all were hilarious!

Have u heard of this? John's parents sent him through law school. He graduated and he sued his parents for wasting seven years of his life.

Kapuri Kha jeu, tapai ko machha le churot chayeko joke sunne bhanera bihana dekhi kurera baseko thiye, tapai ko ta joke ma pani twist rahecha.

:))

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!"

The family was so excited they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"

The father smiled, and said, "Each other."

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can you tell i am bored by now? :P ;)

Don't know joke about fish smoking but i do know this one...hehehe
There was this guy who desperately wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. However, he was too embarrassed because of his extremley small penis. So one night he took her to a dark place where she couldn't see it and after furiously making out with her, dropped his pants and put his penis her hand.

"Sorry, I don't smoke," she whispered.

Yo mama jokes......... :-)
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Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear 'Caution! Wide Turns!'

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

nails ,:D :D:D:D:D:D !!
swantantragaamy , that "john sued his parents" was funny :D

बोस्(angry) : तुम्ने कभि उल्लु देखा है ?
इम्प्लोइ : (सर् झुकाते हुए): नहि सर्!
बोस्: निचे क्या देख् रहा है? मेरी तरफ् देख्।:D

LOL Tyra!

A small town doctor routinely performed circumcisions, and got in the habit of saving the foreskins in a jar of formaldehyde. Many years went by, it came time to retire, and the doctor was cleaning out his office when he came across the jar, now completely full. "Why throw it out?" he reasoned. So he took it to the tailor's shop downstairs with instructions to make whatever he saw fit.
Two weeks later the tailor presented him with a beautiful little patched wallet. "A wallet! That's all I get after a lifetime of work?" exclaimed the doctor. "There were hundreds and hundreds of foreskins in that jar!"
"Relax, Doc, just relax," said the tailor soothingly. "Rub it for a minute or two and it turns into a suitcase."

Heres one more..
Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.

veri veri funny

Sooooooooooo annoying video clip. Stupid.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.



My Dearest Neha
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks




1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) Of love

(b) You couldn't control seeing me

(c) Really ... am I doing it?



2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) You always like to see me smiling

(b) You are testing whether I like jokes

(c) You are attracted by my smile



3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing

because:

(a) You are so coy to sing before me

(b) My presence influenced you

(c) You feared that whether I'll like your song



4) When you were showing your

child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) You felt ashamed

(b) You felt uneasy

(c) You don't know



5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only


my friend's because:


(a) You enjoyed my disappointment

(b) You won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

(c) You don't know




6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...


(a) You were waiting for me

(b) You were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus

(c) That bus was crowded


(7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:


(a) I am going to be your groom

(b) You just want to know what your parents think about me

(c) Just you felt like introducing me to them




(8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head

because:

(a) To fulfill my wish

(b) You like roses

(c) By

chance you got a rose


9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:

(a) You want to pray along with me

(b) You want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

(c) You want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual






If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If

you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready

to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love,

Amit



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Neha`s reply letter was also in Q/A format........

Amit,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.


1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes

(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes

(b) No



3) While singing, if somebody

forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or

not?

(a) Yes

(b) No


4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your

nose inside..... right?

(a) Yes

(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes

(b) No


6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a) Yes

(b) No


7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes

(b) No


8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower.Is it true ?

(a) Yes

(b) No


9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to

Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes

(b) No



If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.


Neha

Good try though...........

shweta, i fell asleep while reading your loonnnnnnng joke. in fact, i started snoring as well and was going rampant until my colleague had to smack me to bring me back to life. :P
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FOR ADULTS ONLY!!!! ( don't tell me if you find it explicit!!:P)...

here's a hot joke from my side hahaha. what else you expect? :P

there was this girl who was getting kinda nervous having to make out with her bf, coz it was her first time :P. when she looks at her bf's 'thing', she gets even more nervous. haha. her bf tells her not to worry and will let her know how many inches he gets inside her. :P :P

so here they go.

boy: one (one inch in! :P)
girl: c'mon! (she gets excited hehe)

boy: two
girl: ooh!! (she feels a bit of pain :P)

boy: three
girl: free!! (you know right!)

boy: four
girl: more! (she is really excited now)

boy: five
girl: tight!

boy: six
girl:almost fixed! (hehe:P)

boy: seven
girl: HEAVEN!!!!

the boy gets really excited now and inserts an inch more!

boy: EIGHT!!
girl: ooooooohhh...I AM DEAD! (and she dies!)

hahahahahahahahahaha :P this used to be one of the most told jokes during my high school days :P :P

LooTe
PS Happy Vijaya Dashami ya all!!! :P