In this bad economy,we are hearing lots of worse news and spending stressful days.Let's diffuse our stress sharing some IT jokes..

Here is one I found couple of while surfing..

I)

A manager, hardware engineer and software engineer are in a car travelling across a twisty mountain road. Suddenly the car inexplicably swerves from side to side only stopping just before the car plunges into the ravine.

Manager:
"Let's call out the recovery services and get it to a workshop".

Hardware engineer:
"Let's see if we if we can fix it ourselves".

Software engineer:
"Let's drive further down the road and see if it happens again".

II)

Oneday a little child asked his father " How were I born ? ".
The father said that " Your mother and me were connecting by usb, I sent her some data, but we didn't install any antivirus program, althought we tried to format and clean anything I could, After 9 months and 10 days you were born"

Here is couple  more:

1) There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

2)

Why computers are like men:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
   
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
   
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
   
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers are like women:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
   
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
   
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
   
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.