A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.

Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again. After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Copperfield!

Husband was irritated coz his wife was too choosy about her bra. They walked all street of New Road but she didn't pick even one. He spilled his frustration and said. "Why do you need a bra, your bubs are so small?"

She lost her temper and replied, "Did I say anything when you bought an underwear yesterday?"

This I just got in SMS from one of my girl-friend. I think girl will enjoy this joke coz this is girl humor.
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A boy was bathing, and he looked at his testicales and asked his mother.
Boy: “Mother is this my brain”
Mother: “Not yet my boy, not yet.”
 
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Mother and daughter were walking in the woods; daughter picked up a berry from the ground and try to put it in her mouth and mother stopped her.
 
Mother: “don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know what it is and where it’s been. It may contain bacteria.”
 
Daughter: “How do you know that?”
 
To pacify mother replied: “Because I am a mother, and mother has to know such a things. it is in the mother’s manual.”
 
After a while of walk daughter said: “ahh, Now I understand, if you fail the mother’s manual, then you are a father.”
 
Mother: “Preciously”