A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this.... she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style".
=================================================================Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra. Chemist said that it would be useless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes".
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Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis,
would you comment on this? "The truth is that she has a big mouth".
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A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo,Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".
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What's the difference between biology and sociology?
>When the baby looks like his dad or mom, the it is biology.
>When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
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Why was two-piece bikini invented?
>To separate meat section from the dairy section.
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All men are terrorists. They always attack women on their twin towers and destroy their pentagon.
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Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butt.
Man: What are you doing?
Girl: Playing tabla. Man turns over and says, "Can you play flute?"
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A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.
The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake".
Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped".
