I think Bear is better thank Beer. Here is why...
1. You can enjoy bear whenever you want.
2. It's all confidential.
3. Wine or dine is not mandatory.
4. You call her whenever you feel horny. There is nothing like keeping somebody waiting in a car.
5. You can change bear every other hour, no effort tossing out.
6. Bear is never late.
7. A bear doesn't get jealous when you grab another bear.
8. There is no hangover, ofcourse you may get hungover.
9. There is no label to worry.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a bear.
11. There is nothing call headache.
12. You're not that cheap, are you???
13. There is no point of jealosy, you can enjoy multiple bears at the same time.
14. You don't have to do anything, you just through money.
15. A bear always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one bear in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a bear with your friends, but i won't.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a bear, but sharing a bear looks nasty.
19. Bear is always damn wet. and i bet ya.
20. Bear doesn't demand equality or equity.
21. You can have a bear in an isolated public place.
22. A bear doesn't care when you come. All she cares is your money
23. A frigid bear is still a good bear if she has some junk in the trunk.
24. You don't have to wash a bear before it tastes good. but i like clean, atleast where i touch.
25. If you change bears, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. Good bear costs less than good women with commitment.
27. A bear doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.
28. Bear doesn't expect an hour of foreplay before satisfying you. I usually have one who sucks the stuff to get it done fast.
29. A bear looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed. It's due to the change of taste.
30. again it's all confidentail.
31. Afterwards, a bear won't feel guilty, cry, propose,
call her mother, your ex-wife or her therapist, usless you don't fulfill her demand.
32. Bear never bugs you to have little bears.
33. If your preference for a type of bear changes,
you don't have to get involved with lawyers. you just have to look out.
34. Bears don't want a lasting relationship.
35. A bear doesn't make you sleep on the couch
after you've taken six other bears on a picnic. You can go on and on if you have enough lavido.
36. After you've put your lips to a bear, a bear never asks,
"What are you doing?"
37. Finishing a bear in 3 seconds is something to be proud of. only if you can make her cum that fast.
38. You can have a bear in your lunch break.
39. A bear would stay as much you pay her.
40. A bear won't slap you in the face for putting it between your legs
at a drive-in movie.
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you can have so much fun with a bear, these points go on and on. all you need is wallet full of money.
