i juss read this tread.. "top 10 reson why men fail with women".. so i kinda sorta had a feeling to write about WHAT WOMEN SAY ABOUT MEN... well this is juss not one woman's saying its includes every women.. so if u dont like some words or sentences then plzzzz dont be offensive i m not pointing out any one :P....

1. A good man just doesnt happen. They have to created by us women. A guy is a lump,like a doughnut. So first u gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercial, and then there's my favorite the MALE EGO..

2. A women need to know one man to know all the men, whereas, a man may know all women and not understand one of them..

3. If you talk about yourself, he'll think your boring. If you talk about others, he'll think ur a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think your' re a brilliant conversationalist..

4. In passing also, we would like to say that the first time Adam had s chance he laid blame on women.

5.Beware of the men who praises women's liberation cuz he is about to quit his job.

6. If it wasnt for women, men would still be hanging from trees.

7.can u imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy and, fat women.

8. there are only two kind of men- the dead and the deadly.

9.If you never wanna see a man again, say I LOVE YOU. i want to marry you. i want to have a children''- they leave skid marks.

10. A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

11. i never married because i have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husbands. i have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

12. marring a man is like buying something you have been admiring for long time in a shop window. you may love it when you get home, but it doesnt always go with everything else in the house.

13. before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it...

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10. A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
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YEP!!!!

3. If you talk about him, he'll think your' re a brilliant conversationalist..
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hehe...

about the rest well, still got to make those experience....:D

Nice to know all this and wanted to add some more ..hehe..

See how men and women differ?

A man pays $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman pays $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a fool (man).

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A man loves his wife a lot but shows a little
A woman shows a lot but loves him a little.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night (reason is yet a mystery).

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does not.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single man,
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in two people remembering the same thing!!!
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-Bhai

9.If you never wanna see a man again, say I LOVE YOU. i want to marry you. i want to have a children''- they leave skid marks.
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Men are like....

1. Men are like .Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like. Weather. Nothing can be done to change them..

3. Men are like. Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

4. Men are like. Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

5. Men are like ...... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

6. Men are like. Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

7. Men are like. Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

10. Men are like. Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

11. Men are like. Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

12. Men are like. Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

I AGREE WITH YOU JUNGLEBASIBHAI. I AM SOON GOING TO JUNGLE ASWELL BECAUSE I WAS THAT FOOL.

Nice one MyStiQue n jungle... lolzzzzzz