Tiger Roars in the Plain again..Go AUBURN!!!

Go Auburn Tigers !! War Eagle!

How can you talk about SEC without mentioning GEORGIA bulldogs, this yr is BULLDOG'S year. I like GATECH jackets too, but they are not potential national champs. LSU, Auburn and Tennessee watch out for THE DAWGS, they gonna eat ya up.

Arkansas vs. Florida - 12:00 PM
LSU vs. Georgia - 3:30 PM
South Carolina vs. bamer - 6:00 PM
Auburn vs. Tennessee - 7:45 PM

What a schedule! (no offense to Miami vs. Georgia Tech, but the only thing Georgia Tech stands a chance of winning is the coin toss, and that is only a 50% probability).

When did LSU become so pathetic ? lol that was just aweful.

i watched georgia tech vs miami today.. was a very sad for georgia tech's fan like me.. all we need is a good quater back, after that everything will start clicking..

if UGA play the way they played today throughout the year, I don't think they can be beaten. they seemed unstoppable today. seems like this year is bulldog's year...

haven't seen auburn's game this year, so cannot comment on that..

what about purdue, even though they are not from SEC, I think they have a very good year ahead of them.. with that quaterback.

buzz... go yellowjackets.

Tennessee Down ..Georgia be ready..

Like former NBA player Charles Barkley said in ESPN Game Day show.. "Tennessee it is not the light at the end of the tunnel, it is light from express Train called Auburn So get off the Track" they didn't listen..Paid the price.

Auburn Rules...National Championship on the horizon.!!!

Texas VS Oklahoma..

USC Vs CAL

Georgia Vs Tennessee

Florida Vs LSU

Michigan Vs Minnesota

Another Saturday of smash-mouth college football game day.

Did I forget to say Auburn playing LA Tech..not even a match..And yes Auburn for National Championship.

An Auburn grad was walking down the street, when his old college buddy pulled up in a brand new Porsche. "Where the hell did you get Porsche?", the grad asked in disbelief. "Well," his buddy replied, "Last night I was at a bar and started dancing with this girl. When the bar closed, she motions for me to follow her. We jump in her Porsche, and drive off into the mountains. She stops, jumps out of the car, takes off all her clothes, and tells me, 'You can have anything you want'. So I took the car." "That was pretty smart", said the Auburn grad, "Seeing as how her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."



Two Auburn golfers hit nice drives down the middle of the fairway. When they arrived at their balls, the first one was getting ready to hit, and the second one said, "Wait, that's my ball." The other said "No, it's mine. I'm playing a Titliest 1". The first one said "I'm playing a Titliest 1, also". So they argued for a few minutes, and finally a Bama golfer was walking in the next fairway, and the auburn guys asked him to come over. They explained what had happened and asked him to make the call and that they would go with whatever ruling he made. So, the Bama golfer looks down at the two Titliest 1 golf balls, and then quickly ask, "Which one of you is playing the yellow ball?"



There was this AU teacher who was yelling at his class because they were so incredibly lazy, "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you flunk this math class," he said. One of the students put up his hand. "But professor, there aren't that many in this class," he said.

A man takes his wife, (who use to be an Auburn Cheerleader) hunting, and impresses on her again and again that "If you shoot a deer, don't let someone else claim that they shot it also and that since they killed it... it's their deer!"
So ... he's in his stand hardly for 10 minutes when he hears his wife shooting nearby. He rushes over to her stand to find her pointing her gun at a man who is loudly disclaiming... "It's your deer lady..It's your deer... Just lemme get my saddle off it!!!!"

An Auburn Man goes to Georgia and buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Columbus to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Aubie says "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Aubie said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Aubie, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!

Upset about losing his Job at Auburn, Terry Bowden was rushed to the Emergency room after attempting suicide by drinking a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Wine and swallowing a hand full of Nitroglycerin pills. When asked about the bruises on his head and check, he said they were from running into the wall in an attempt to make the Nitro explode.

An Auburn Cheerleader came home and complained of the high gas prices.
And furthermore, she was really tired of having to by 'that old gas'.
"I always have the buy the gas from '87, it's all I can afford.
It would really be nice to be able to buy some of the newer gas,
like the '89 or even the '91. As a matter of fact, I was wondering:
Why haven't they made any gas since 1991?"

Two Awbun flight students landing their plane, slam on the brakes and reverse the engines and come to a jolting halt. The pilot says "Wow! This is the shortest runway I've ever seen." The passenger replies "Yeah but it's at least a mile wide!"

Question: If an Aubern player and a Tennessee player are riding in a car who is driving? Answer: The Police.

There was a little boy whose parents were getting a divorce and they were fighting for custody of the child. The divorce judge asked the boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?" The boy replied, "No, she beats me." The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?" The boy replied, "No, he beats me." The judge then said, "Well, you must live with someone. Is their someone you want to live with?" The boy replied, "Yes, I want to live with the Auburn basketball team. They don't beat anybody!"

One day 3 guys died and went to heaven, and before they could go in St. Peter asked them their IQ. The 1st guy said "My IQ is 220", and St. Peter said he should go to where Einstein and Newton were. The 2nd guy said his IQ was 120, and St Peter told hi m he was normal and to go on in and monglke.St Peter asks the third guy his IQ, and the guy said "35"; St. Peter looked and him said "War Eagle".

LOL...those are really funny...keep it coming..

Three Games away from SEC Championship..may be NC too..Getting there slowly but surely!!