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Posted on 06-19-04 1:12 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hi !!
For my friends all over USA and many parts of this world, who are very unhappy with me and keep complaining that i sent too many mails. I have to only say that I follow my Dharma. You don't trust me! OK. Please read below what happened when I thought otherwise. I relate to Great epic Mahabharat ...:-)

Arjun is disillusioned & Krishna is trying to clear that disillusionment...

Krishna : Try to respect the e-mails of your elders,

Arjun : But Vasudev, how dare I send junk mails to my honorable elders and
brothers who are logged on to honorable domain?

Krishna : Paarth, at this moment they neither are your friend nor your foes.
They are mere mail-users. So follow your Net-dharma. Log on and send dozens
of junk mails. This is your Karma and this alone is your Dharma.

Arjun : Hey Murari ! After seeing all this I feel like resigning from the
Software Industry.

Krishna : Bandhu, it seems you are caught in a vicious circle of maaya. In
this material world you have none and you are committed to none. Junk mails
have existed before you came to this world and shall remain long after you
are gone. Rise above this Maaya and perform your duty. Just keep firing junk
mails.

Arjun : But Devki Nandan...........!

Krishna : ......Victory or failure is not in your hands. So stop pondering
about results. Don't waste your knowledge on the junk shastra bestowed by
your Guru Dronacharya.

Arjun : Hey Keshav, how is junk mail related to the system ?

Krishna : Junk mail is just junk mail. It has no connection with Hardware.
However, it is another aspect that it overloads the system....fills up the
hard disk.. but you are not supposed to worry about it. Listen Kunti putra,
the way Aatma leaves one physical body and moves onto another, likewise
these junk mails move from system to system.

Arjun : How can one define junk mail ?

Krishna : Neither fire can burn it.., nor air can dry it..neither can it be
conqured nor can it be defeated. He who sends junk mails cannot be looked
down upon even by Mahadev..Junk mails are immortal.

Arjun : Hey Narayan ! Now all my fundaas on junk mail are crystal clear. You
have opened my eyes Yashoda Nandan, else I would have lost myself in Maaya
and read all the junk mails myself.
...............MAHAAABHAAAAARAT............


Thousands of years have passed since then, Generations have come and gone,
seasons have cycled, Technology advanced, but Junk mails remain.
So, go on, contribute something to History by hitting that Forward button
yet again to all !!


 
Posted on 07-07-04 7:20 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 07-07-04 9:48 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Junk mails remind me of a poem titled "Daari," whose poet I can't recall right now. Anyway, the poem goes something like this:

"Kaiyou pattaa bhutte hunchhan
Tara daari badhirahanchha."

Just like daari, junk emails keep coming. Nothing annoys me more than junk emails, daari, nails, and sentences followed by zillions of exclamation and question marks. If only there was a way to stop these things from growing!

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Just read in Metro this morning that the UN is planning to come up with some kind of policy to monitor junk emails. Seems like -- after the Iraq war -- the UN has finally understood its limitations and decided to spend some time on junk emails. :)

 
Posted on 07-07-04 3:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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funny man.....u need to translate whole Mahabharat into some funky young readers kinda book........

Peace out
Ram Prasad
 


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