National Anthem: Hamar Desh Pyara Madhesh National Cuisine: Sattu National Drink: Gudwa ka sharbat National Festival: Chatt ( In Lieu of Dashain)
Second National Festival: Holi ( In lieu of Deepavali) Celebrated for a month with shit, cow dung and mud
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National Weapon: Baans Ke Latthi ( Ek haat mein talwar doosra mein dhaal. Duno haat khali nahi to lade kaise?)
 
National Language: Bhojpuri
National Pastime: Calling Bandhs to teach the saala pahadiyas a lesson.
National Transport: Bayel Gada
National Sport: Kidnapping, Extortion, Wife burning
National Hobby: Corruption ( On the footsteps of our Vice President )
 
NATIONAL CHARACTER: Indiscipline
 
Cheers and have a good time JAY MADHESH HAMRA DESH