One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive.
Suddenly Bholaji comes Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeps into the car and shouted at the Bihari - ' Kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother.
After some time Bholaji came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and sped off , This time the Bihari was annoyed , since Bhola was teasing about his driving.
After some time again Bhola came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . The Bihari was about to say something but Bhola sped off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found Bhola lying on the road, bleeding.
He got down and mocked at Bhola ' Kyon, Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?'
Bhola said ' Wohi to puch raha tha , Mein Brakes doond raha tha'