Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...
by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and
locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that
rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your
nuts.

Post office is still open.

also, shake hands with the person first. then act as if trying to shake hands with .......

. hey look, you've got some milk spilt on you [point right below the chin, then progressively lower as required]

cuckoo bird is about to fly

got an extra pen there buddy

u brothers hang out a lot ??


those ate some of mine