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 My Moon Ride .........jira
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Posted on 09-21-05 7:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Katrina landed hard, Ophelia barely survived and Rita is giving a shot. Sometime I wonder who is in charge of all these namenclatures .Why does it have to be feminine all the time? Natural calamity is inevitable but hey! let us be fair next time. If you folks have hard time naming it, borrow something from our himalayan Gyandom. A name like 'Hurricane Girija' would best fit into any devastating storm which can symbolize the male attrocity too. Next time, when you blow the outskirts of Iraq, call it operation 'Prachanda', I bet it will cause more damage than we've seen in Nepal for last ten years. Name means everything. All it matters is how you enforce. It can make worse thing better.

Have you ever heard LAPD raided entire community in hollywood where prostituition is lurking behind the celebrity fame? You tie your knot..I mean the real knot..and you get seperated when you craive for something extra. Then you pay your partner before you move into next round. No pimps, no hookers. The rate is already fixed. It is called an annulment, a lumsum pay for zillion times of sex during your short stay. See! that is how you make the redlight area green in Hi-Fi neighborhood. You get load of sex, paparrazi, and 24 hrs availability of nice cuban cigar filled with Jamaican weed and..what not!!
Even you get tired, you get a month of rehab with 6 hrs of yoga class per week. You get out of it, go preach in troubled ghetto in suberb LA or write a book on how you overcame
your hard ordeal. And, ET says, you are a world class diva. BTW, I never understood this diva thing. Somebody told me that you are about to be a diva when a homosexual dress designer wraps you with fine Versaci outfit after examining your every bodypart. God knows what is behind the diva mystery anyway!!

I have my own trouble. I am looking for someody who can sponser me to buy a ticket to this Moon ride that NASA is preparing soon after this Katrina garbage is over. Purney ko din pugney gari janu parla, heramna haami ni full moon najikkai bata.......
 
Posted on 09-21-05 8:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Close your eyes..give me your hand darling..do you feel my heart beating?? do youunderstand do you feel the same ...or am i only dreaming...

you can always have moon rides..dude don't get so frustrated....we live in a matrix...an unconscious matrix...if you belive you wanna be on a star you can be..just try close your eyes and do it!!

so Hush!!!!
 
Posted on 09-21-05 8:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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"हुरिकाने गिरिजा" को प्रस्ताव भने मन प-यो है मलाई पनि ।

keep rolling...
 
Posted on 09-21-05 8:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Why aim for Moon? If you need to dream, why not aim Sun?

Herun na kati poldo rahecha?
 
Posted on 09-22-05 1:29 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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लु आएछ, जिराजीको झटारो।
यो "हुरिलाग्ने ताइफु" आम्दा क्यार्न पर्छ भन्नी ज्ञानै छैन जस्टो छ, यो बुशलाई २,४ दिन यता पठाम्न पर्ला जस्तो छ तालिम लिनलाई।
यो ३ महिने "जुध्द बिराम, चन्दा उठाम" लाई झटारो हान्न मर्लक्कै बिर्सिनु भेऽछ, जस्तो छ। रे क्या!
 
Posted on 09-22-05 11:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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HAHAHHAHA U2 heramna kati poldo raicha rey ?hahah you are funy man .


Jira ji ko "Hurricane Girija "jo jhattaro mitho cha ."Himalaya Gyandom " vah bhai vah kya mitha mitha sabda haru .

Gudaai Raakhnu Gudaai Rakhnu .................
keep rolling keep rolling ............................
 
Posted on 09-22-05 11:33 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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jiraji,

hurricane "girija" and operation "prachanda" may have their own impacts, but my two domestic hurricanes ( I call them Katrina and Rita) my daughter and wife are ripping me apart.

Can you take me along? They say hurricanes are viewed better from moon...
 
Posted on 09-22-05 4:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Well what i can say for Jira's dhamaka Canada ko aaunalagya chiso ko swagaat ko lagi hoki kyaho yo Tato comment,
But about the female name i can say that People here do knows that gals r the root of all troubles and ofcourse its their intuitive brain which pops female name for every devastation occurs.
No offense hai ladki ho
Just a thought kya......
 
Posted on 09-22-05 4:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Correct me if I am wrong here....

Arent the names of storms given to them before the storm season starts...
I remember there was a storm Dennis right...
There are masculine names given to those tropical storms,but no one really talks about it unless it is of the catastrophiic as katrina....

But I know its not the point of the discussion, but then that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
 
Posted on 09-22-05 5:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You don't really need to go to the Sun or the Moon to get a good look at Rita...just drive down to Mexico and get up a coconut tree.



 
Posted on 09-23-05 9:43 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hushpuppy!
aankha chimma garera haat dinda chandrama ko satta auntai puraye kyarnu! jamana kharab cha ..

shree5!
ko sarkar ko jaya hose

U2!
paila chanda maama ka gayera try maram..sakiyo bhaney surya tira ni hanina parla

Dada sir!

kya hoon ni taifu bhaneko..japani lay aankha chimma garera hurri awunda taifu marchhan ki ky aho ghunda tekera! ho?

Sardarji!

aba jhataro i kati hannu..wooltai aaphulai jhataro awula bhanni pir!

JG,

kootlaan kootlaan :-) milera....

Pundit ji!

aba aago phukna parena bhanya...zado ta bitpaat po huncha ta ooooooo

Freak Alien!

marechu kyara ma..ta.....kasto nasamjhya....aunta sanchi thyo ta hurricaney brothers haru pani.....

Kristen lay tarsawuna khojya jasto bhumari dekhayera


Anyway, Thanks for reading

jaya jaya hose..aaja alikata jaand paani garna parcha..weather lay challenge dela dela jasto cha yata tira...prabhu haru ni awuni ho ki ta!!!!




 
Posted on 09-23-05 12:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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"Why does it have to be feminine all the time?" Tapainko PRashnako utter yeta cha.


Why are all the Hurrcanes, Most of them, are named after female Names?

Because when they cum they cum Very WET and WILD, and when they LEAVE , they Leave with our Cars and HOUSES.
 
Posted on 09-23-05 1:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ha ha ha...that was just the punch I needed...cracked me up. Sadhe munde ne kya mara:D
 


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