Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at
night, trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass
onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a
mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar
comes
down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an
appetite, and then make off with the cheese.

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one
after
the other, slams ! bothglasses onto the bar, turns to the first mouse
and
replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect asmuch as I can,
take it
home, grind it up to a powder, and add it
to my coffee each morning so I can get agood buzz going for
the rest of the day !

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The
third
mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh
and
says to the first two,"I don't have time for this bullshit. Gotta go
home
and have sex with the cat."