I have started this new diet, its called starvation. Don?t eat; u won?t have to worry about gaining pounds. It all started because of the fishes in our pond. There is one black fish and 4 goldfish. Blackie must be something for all them gold chicks surround him. Damn, now u know how much of a free time I have in my hands, I sit and observe fish. Since yesterday they have started ignoring him (Blackie), maybe he?s gained weight, so I put him and all the others on a starvation diet. Everything?s fair in lop and diet. Now they have all started surrounding him again. Damn, I should play cupid ;)

Did anyone notice all the pretty chicks in ANA (at least according to the pics) wearing kurta. If I were to put forward a hypothesis, I would theorize, ?The prettier the chick, the higher is her probability of wearing a kurta. Now if u have overflowing boobs, I guess u need to wear skimpy dress. I totally understand, nothing else would fit u unless u buy plus sizes. Did I just stereotype?

So yesterday I played scrabbles online, for all of u that don?t know the website, its www.isc.ro and of course got beaten so bad in the first two rounds. In the last round I won because my opponent pressed a key by mistake, take about luck. So I tell my sis, ?damn, I am slow?. She goes, ?so u finally admit it.? So much for sisterly concern!!

Why do we lop to hate Indians? And yet we eat like them, watch all their movies and even dress like them. The motto seems to be, ?Hate them, and copy them!!? It?s like calling all Nepali guys dalle, of course only dallis do that. Wear 4 inch heels and go around with tall guys, new fashion eh? If all the chicks go after tall guys who?s gonna date them shorties? I know a solution for them shorty, get a chick from Nepal. It don?t matter if u look like the hunchback of Notre Dame, tell her that u have a GC, dude she will see Jhonny Depp in u.

Am I evil or just in the mood to speak the truth? Ok I am off to polish my skills in scrabble.

meeru don't vanish ..don't do this ur self..i;ll have to eat some more for you too..and i'm already too fat

ahah, finally someone who's got humor.... ahaha, meera.. keep posting your posts...

Meera,

Yeah, point noted. I've got a prob though.

On the 'Shorty' side?? yeah.. big time. Even Nepolean and the baampudke Sartre would have pitied your Lahure dude. And these two blokes were ugly too - very ugly indeed, the latter wore a funny pair of sex-pest-like spectacles!!

A GC - mm,,, well, you haven't seen me half as much. (NB: This Lahure dude once happened to rank favourably amongst those Casanovas strutting their stuff in those watering holes in London and Hond Kong's infamous Wanchai... Ahem,, ahem)

Hunchback of Notre dame? hmm, a cross between Woody Allen and Homer Simpson would better fit m' description..

Johnny Depp?? Considered all tests passed without a hitch thus far, what if she were to prefer the musley type, say Arnold Sshr-whatever-genaygrrrrrrrrr or that Rocky fella with a big 'churpi' in his mouth or always French-speaking Van Damn!! Well, I am in for a trouble,, innit?? This Poor Johnny would get namitho kicks in his bollucks,, innit?? Ouch... or is that 'Aiyaaaaa'!!

Yr advice pse.... my dearest agony aunt. :)

PS: To all Sajha die-hard feminists: Follow in Meera's footsteps and stop cursing us the men.. will you??

Om maane padme hummm...

LMAO Lahure's post cracked me up, hilarious.

Anyone suffered from student health insurance? I pay at least $500 a year, yesterday I got a bill for $130 saying it was going to the collection agency. Damn, I didn't even know I owe them that much money. I was told that we international students need to have health insurance so that when we die our body would be sent to our home country free of charge. Are colleges in general future thinkers or saddist?

I thought I did do my part of save-the-world thingie so I stopped taking shower for a week. For some reason nobody wants to hang around with me. Common people I am trying to save excess water.

on the other hand..you're spoiling the ozone level with your narcotic smell

meera tht insurance must be cheap. there are some colleges tht have 1k/yr for intl.st. health insurance. I just paid tht last week.

Nepalean, that 130 is not insurance bill. I pay insurance every month and I went to the nurse once a year and that too my insurance refused to cover the charges. Define insurance: All kinds of insurance are bills u keep paying and paying without getting anything in return.

Ok let's change the topic.
Anyone ever been called Indian? My supervisor was all excited and goes, Meera we went to your restaurent the other day. Damn when did i start owning a restaurent? Apparently she went to an Indian place and of course she thinks I am Indian even though I have told her 10000000000001 times that I am Nepali. She even plans to go to my country someday again referring to India. Argggggggggghhhhhhhh its Nepal, I am from Nepal, did u hear it? Its Nepal, lemme say that again, nnnneeeeeeppppaaaaaalllllllllll.

Why r we called Indians, is it because there are more Indian looking Nepalese in USA than Chinese looking? Or St Louis is full of Indians? Damn, that makes me depressed. All u Nepalis migrate to STL. The mayor here should pay me for advertising this city. IF nothing else u can spend the whole day at the Arch and night at Buca. What say u?

If I am not called Indian, I am called Hispanice, anyone been in the same position?

Do what I do: Don't need no freakin's insurance. Besides, I am not planning to break my legs when I go snowboarding. right......

been three years since I went to see doctor, no no...I don't eat healthy. Smoke like a chimney...wait social drinker too.

Eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew all the time. I've fifty bottle caps so far, ten more to go then I will get a t-shirt.

BTW, if you got more bottle caps, email me ;)

As Shaharuk says in Kal ho na ho: Haso, Khao, Jeo; kya pata kal ho na ho

^^^ is a jadya baje.

Ever fell into a superstitious trap? Last month one of my fren bought an apt. I don't know how many families have lived there, it certainly doesn't look new. His parents suggested, "Puja lagaunu parcha". Did u know that, doing all those puja brings good luck to the apt? Get your fat ass off the couch and get a job, better lucks will come your way. Also careful with the dhoops, u don't want the smoke alarm going off yet again.

I remember the time my aunt applied for visa, her mom had done a big puja in Mankamana Temple, poor woman climbed all the way. This was before the days ofcable cars. Of course her visa was rejected. In fall, her college gave her tuition reimbursement and she applied again for visa and got it. Next time instead of spending time doing puja, spend it writing a worthwhile essay, belive me it works ALWAYS.

I wish everyday was Dashain, don't care much for anything, the dakshina sure comes in handy ;)

meera,
I liked your postings; funny, still not funny....
I have been to STL once. Do you go to WU?

mmerrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:D:D:D:D
remember me? re k!
birsiyo bhane ta pitdimla aba ma!