Special Report:
KATHMANDU, July 12 - Leaders of seven-party alliance on Tuesday univocally said that the Maoist Chairman Prachanda?s statement calling for initiating dialogue with the parties was a positive overture. ?We are okay with sucking Prachanda?s dick? said Mahat. ?We are willing to assist anyone who will assist us on getting our position, simple as that?, Said Mahat.

Talking to the journalists here today Nepali Congress leader Dr. Ram Sharan Mahat said Prachanda?s statement was positive, as it has come at a time when national and international forces were striving to find a way out of the current political stalemate in the country. ?Personally, I don?t mind giving him a blowjob, he doesn?t look that bad to me?, said Mahat.

?We have taken the Maoist call as positive though we have bitter experiences of the past when they offered us their dick last time. And we hope the Maoists do not use this political dialogue as their strategy to f**k us from behind? said Mahat. ?We must trust, but we must verify their actions at the same time, we will only give a blowjob? he added.
He conceded that NC was even ready to go to the extent of holding constituent assembly elections to bring the Maoists to the mainstream politics. He, however, said that the political parties should be cagey about initiating dialogue with the Maoists as they had raised the arms against a democratic government, when they had begun their arms insurrection in 1996.?

He also stressed on revival of dissolved parliament to find a way out of the current political stand off. ?We can possibly bring Deuba for few months so that he can pay his outstanding expenses while he was in the office then we will take it from there but I am not sucking Deuba?s dick anymore?, Mahat added.

Fielding one of the queries of the journalists, Khanal said that his party was not budged by the threats issued by Minister Tanka Dhakal. Dhakal had earlier said that the government would treat the parties as terrorists if they joined hands with the Maoists. ?We have freedom to suck anyone?s dick?, Mahat added.

Khanal also urged the Maoists to show their firm cock before cumming. Leela Mani Pokharel of Janmorcha said, ?The committee to initiate blowjob or group orgy with the Maoist would soon be finalised at joint meeting of seven-party alliance". "This doesn't mean that we will accept a blowjob from Girija due to his age", insisted Prachanda.

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