Hey hiee!!! to all the nautanki bridage ko manche haru lai..........

here goes the listing of the members of the batallion...

captain the cappu
cleo de cleopatra game of casino
lemon de lemony
lootekukur de loote
flip_flop de flippy
juggy de jugg bahadur
tamang lady de TL
aznshawty de asantustiiii
sndy de sandiyana
world_map de MAPPAY (naksha know each and every corner of the world)
jyotsna de jyotiii (diyoo)
nails de NAIL CUTTER.....AND BUTTER
JACKSPARROW DE cheparoooo(lizard ) ke LOL!!!
hankora de bangara...... lol !!!!!! loote knows the other rhymes
pacifer de sarcifice.....
cAmoflaged de camo
Hi_Nanu de BIG BABU
npl2us de nepal bata amrika
bender de vendor
miss me de MADAM YOU ??????????
MANVI DE manadevde first lichhavi king
nepal ko chora de nepal ko rastrapatii(PRESIDENT OF NEPOLL)
CHANA TARKARI DE jeri purii chana tarkarii
comrade betal de coward beetle
thapap de THAPUP.....
UPTOWN GAL de DOWNTOWN guy.....
gUNTE se 2nd BHUNTE
sochdai baseko ta mero nai bhulechu

rockend de rocket launcher ... still the same.. couldn't find any better post than this for meh....

hello!!!!!!!! everyone.......

let's rock again...........

this is someone's baby of our batallion plz help meh out to find whose son is this....

-rockend

Good Job ImI..I am impressed. now I want you to have each and everyone's back ground check on one page..one page means..one page..Brid-mam and Cap Jarsab don't have time to go through all kya..so make it neat..type out clearly.. who will have time to go through each and every one's history, geography, psychologywhen they have four hundred emails in their in-box :-)
Camo: you could be fired anytime from FoC secretary hai.. can not wait to let the girls know.. oh no..such a wrong person in our conference calls..thank god ImI is here on time.. Nepte, thank you for getting the right candidate..I just mailed out your referral bonus ..tell me about your shopping spree hai..enjoy!!

.Okay here comes paan for everybody, including sisterjaan.




TL- This is not fair, you have started seeing paan wala bhaiya's face in every paan ko paat? Hatteri!!, God save TL... :P :P (Jest)

LOL Bhaijaan, so that's how TL's paanwala looks like huh?? Aba chahi maryo hai Camo..:) ma pani :)

IMI, khuching khuching..kya garho kaam payo ni..:)

Camo: kya karay..DIL HAI KI MAANTA NAHI.. kasto handsome..Jibhaar kay dekhlu tum ko.. tumnay apna kya haal banaya paan wala? mein na hi ko muchaad bhi samalnapayay.. mein aglay flight pakadkar aayi..aayi..aayi.. phew..laambi judaiii!!
:-)

त्यो पान् वाला को muchhaddd बाध्यो भनि गूड्लेडि TL लाइ पिङ् खेल्न हुने रैछ kasto majja :D

.ha ha ha....TL... "mein nahin to apna muchhe bhi samhaal nahin paaye...".... LOL
:-)

Ok TL.. i am running everyone's checks :

here is the report:

SNDY: hasn't cooked for her husband for last 2 weeks ,makes him do the cooking and dishes and rest of her time spends being birgder maam:P

TL::P too bossy, has lot of complains being too bossy .Like paan but never pays for it :P

Loote: Holds national record on love bites(:P)which are very big and applies to guys as well:P

Camo: read above , one more the bill at nandu bhai's paan pasal increased to rs10 pay now or will send it to collecting agency :P

FlipFlop and Thapap : They stole few equipments from the chemistry lab and in due process of making new formula for :o) , burned few houses in boston suburb:P

UppU: Sneaks out of work in Down town restuarant and never pays for the dunkin donut:P watch your weight:D

World_Map: Is doin lot of yahooing ..beware of cops ..they are watching:P

Npl2us: INS is looking for you :p so better hide .

Captain : Captain was once kicked out of captain in Nepal .when he failed to appear in football match .He was too drunk :P

more next time the process is still going on: wait for your report

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GOOD ONE IMI- LOOKS LIKE My entry created earthquake here.Every body is now under scanner.HURRAY

Titu..i can not be so selfish.. what about you and me playing see-saw from each end of muchaad..
SNDY:Jiju kaisa laga? lock kardiya jayay?
Camo: thank you for making my jigar thaanda with that pix..LOL
:-)

mero ni background check gari dinu paryo IMI bro! future pani bhanna milchha ki?

To:        Juggs (C-in-C)

From:     SNDY

Subject:    Submission of Resignation

It has come to my notice that Nautankis are peeking inside my house. They now
know my andra bhudi. I hereby submit my resignation from NL before it is too
late.

Signed

SNDY

hey SNDIDI...lol

it is confidential ...That was just a tip of iceberg.. rest is sealed ...I won't let it out ..check ta garnai paryo ni.


Commetator : You will soon get job in ESPN as commentator.I see future too :D

who ever is left out checks are still running :

Tyra: Ran away from the wedding ditching her fiance..Fiance bichara ruda ruda haalat karrab..Run away bride ..report is still in police station :P

.Just got this in our fax machine. Thought I should share this.
:-)

.Here it is. :-)

जता हेर्यो उतै हसाउने ! कति मात्रै लेखेको होला?:)

Thanks IMI bro .. timro mukh ma doodh ra bhat .. ESPN commentator ..hooraayyyy

ImI: I need immediate check on AZN and Rockend..I have a serious suspicion on both of them..
Rockend: for posting this little boy here on the front page, no one claiming yet, diaper in need of change(see the size)..is this some kind of half kuiri stuff??
AZN: singing Qawali in the public?? Was she wearing Nautanki uniform? i gathered that she minimized them..from every possible angle.. check that out and report me ..
order is order..ray kya!!
SNDY: your resignation letter/memo is not accepted as it is not dated and couldn't make out whether it is letter or memo..Jug Bahadur is on long vacation..wait till he comes back
:-)

oho...this thread is racing like formula 1. can't handle the flurry of posts :P...bachaaoo00000000000...

hi again everyone:

TL : nakkali #1 with rato jibro bhayeko shesh nagin hahaha (due to camo's paan ni pheri)

Sndy: hatteri, khai kata bhaagi raa bhanya, aghi darshan garda? ani sunsyos ta beach ma jaane hoina? ani sacchi ke lunch garisyo? ani sunyos ta......:D

Flips: kwain kwain (this time in "chhauro" ko runche ishtyle :D)

Hi_nanu: khai ta petti quote of the day?

NPL: hope you flushed the toilet in the morning :D

Captain: heard you had salad with vitamin b-complex today in lunch? :P :D

Camo: CA (Kya) MOtto moustache! :P

ImI:" playboy" model and (b)hooker's prize wiinner :P

World_map : do you know why middle east is in deep sh*t yet? :D...

Jack: nautanki ko PYARO ---SpYARO :D

uptowngal: UP DOWN gal (kahile tala kahile maathi (:P) as in "dhikichyaun" (see saw) khelda ni pheri! :P) :D

miss_me :-- missed you so much :P ;D. did you miss_me? :D

welcome to the new posters:

tyra-da-batauri :P

poonte-da-chinde :P

h1bahadur,

ramkrishna Akaal :P

commentator (Sherry aka Siddhu) :D

chhutnu hune mahanubhav ma agrim maafi ko nibedan garchhu :D

okay,

as we all know people are too busy to be true these days. what happens when women don't find enough time from their super busy life? has anyone gave a thought on it? ;P

well i have!!!! here i go: :D :P :P

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TL is fired ... I mean must be fired .. TL has been demoted to paaleni/chiya pasal sahuni