I have to say that the speech made by Bill clinton on monday was very powerful. He was so articulate, confident and charming. I was speechless. I do not support the scandals that he created or happened ( on moral grounds). But that man sure has talent. By the way Hillary was good too ( powerfully, witty and fiery) .What do you guys say?

To Oys_Chill:
Where do you find the Hitler's speech, by the way.Hitler and I have one thing in common---Birthday!
To all others:
The title should have been"Clinton always rocks".
DP.

DP...Indeed ...!!! Clinton (during his haydays) rocked real hard over the carpet in the Oval Office and "stained" the carpet inside the Oval Office. He has always been a rocker.

DP,
I first heard it in school when our english teacher brought the tape in class for us to hear. Then, a while back I saw it in history channel. could've been different speech though....but visual details add to the picture. History channel once in a while broadcasts it....esp in documentaries leading to the holocoust

You guys need to listen to Dick Morris once in a while. Hillary Clinton is no Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton has the charisma, the ability to connect with the audience, and enough oratorial skills to get away with almost anything. Not to mention that his Monday night speech was electrifying, and praised by friends and foes alike. The only other person who has spoken in the convention, that has come close to Clinton would be Obama. Even Bill's enemies cannot criticize his communication abilities. On the other hand, fact is that Hillary Clinton is by no means a natural speaker. She, by no means, can communicate as effectively as Bill Clinton. She cloaks her true persona by surrounding herself with a slew of entourage to make it look like she is something. She is respected by a lot, true. But for what reason? Healthcare was her big issue she was supposed to tackle when she was the first lady and Bill was the president. We all do know what happened to Bill's Healthcare revamping proposal. It got shot down like a clay pigeon.

I used to be a big fan of Hillary Clinton for quite some time, until I started listening to some of her speeches,and to me they were not even subpar performances. The aura she carries, the praise she receives and the audience she can draw, come only because she is Bill Clinton's wife. Just like Ron Reagan was allowed to speak because he was Ronnie's dear son. Except that Ron Reagan inherited something from his daddy.
I have read Hillary Clinton's Living History, and I was quite impressed by her. Not anymore. O'Reilly has tried his best to make her come to his show, and to this day she has declined, as she knows O'Reilly will rip her to shreds for the quack that she is.
As for Teresa Heinz Kerry, well, let's just say she does not even come close to Hillary Clinton. So that should tell you something, given that I don't think that highly of Hillary, in the first place.

Of course, as we all know, America is a conservative place. Southerners don't like strong women. They go more for the conventional types. The advantage that Bill had was that he was from Little Rock, Arkansas, whereas Hillary was raised in Chicago, if I am correct. It's usually a Southerner who can win as a democrat, because he has the best chance of carrying one or more of the bible belt territories.

Enough !!!!!!!!!!!

BUSH is the one that really rocks and rolls and ...... ummm






Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice:


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Thanks.



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kinda funny dude
keep it up

Bill Clinton has notable screen presence, but, personally, I don't find his oratorical flair that impressive.

Obama will go a long way, I think.

Thanks Oys. A few years ago, I read about Hitler.I had read about those speeches too.His "Mein Kampf" was interesting but hard to understand.I will look for his speeches.
DP.

Love Bill Clinton. But, couldn't help passing the following joke, just received, to you all good folks.




Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.


And just like that, her ears fell off.

enjoy it.....


Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked.

However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.

That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years."

They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."

nice one ax bro...hehe

havent really read sajha post these days....didnt even know this was a joke thread...or is it?hehe :oP

well i saw some jokes will read it later...gotta rush for lect now...but nice to read some jokes that makes ur day..:o)..

cheers..:o)

glad you liked it dan bro. here's another one, enjoy it......

*****Clinton's Out Jogging ****

President Clinton went on his usual morning jog when he kept noticing a prostitute standing on the same corner every day.

"Hey, there! How much?" he yells. She replies, "$100!"

"But I never carry more than $20 on me at a time," said the president.

"Sorry, honey," the whore replied.

The next day he goes jogging again and again she is standing on the same corner.

"Hey, there, how much today?" the president asks. "I told you $100!"

The president moved on.

The next day Hillary wanted to lose some flab on those fat thighs so she went along. As they came up on that same corner, the president noticed that the whore was there again and quickly turned his head towards Hillary to try to ignore her.

The whore sees our president and yells, "Hey, you cheap bastard. See what you get for $20."

Robert Frost, if my reply shows up then that means you should be able to post here.

BwT anyone watched YesTERdaY's letterman show??

Thank you San.

The energy has ran out now, so maybe later.......

BTW, like Clinton said, Al Gore is the living embodiment of "every vote counts",

you are the living embodiment of "everyone in sajha counts" :)