Hey ya all, hipop and rap lovers,
Let's start the rap-anthakshari so be called rapakshari without using explicitity on fam members so ya all drop it like it's hot but clean and awesome one. The rules are as follows:
NO INDULGENCE ON FAMILY MEMBERS.
NO SEXUALLY ACTIVATED LYRICS
CAN USE COMMON WORDS LIKE F*CK U, SHIT, ASSHOLE STUFF LIKE THAT.
SHOULDA BEA MOREE THAN ATLEAST 10 LINES.

So ya all, let's hit the rap world.

First , Here I go.


Yo, Yo, nepal, mea rapper from Nepal, people calla mea Marshal
I am fan of Manchester united not SHITTY ARSENAL.
I am player, I can play hard and soft.
Ya don't know, I am president of Microsoft.
Sajha has been a decent place and so always it will
I am a brokerapper shopping clothes at goodwill.
Every dollar i Make, i spent on my album.
Did ya all like "Kabhi khushi kabi gum"
I didn't like it, coz i hate hindi film
Ya ladies wanna date me, I am smart and slim.
Ya perverts, Don make sajha a porn page.
why ya using sajha as a tool for virginity showing rage.
Sajha is pure, and pure as a water
I am fed up eating bread and peanut butter.
But i lova nepali chicks as they're cute and hot.
What a pity, i canseea only indian ladki's in my parking lot
So folks, enough with explicit jokes, let's recycle our sajha.
I can't wait getting married with janti and bajha.
Talking abt marriage, i amaa just 23 yrs old.
Ladies to tell ya truth, i am still hot and bold
Ya newyorkers and texans, wha's going on.
Ya all, see ya next time, my rap-poem is done.
So fellas Givea ya'self a chance on rap.
Dude, I am feeling sleepy, i will take a short nap.



Guys, make this rapakshari free from explicity on family members.

Yo mah nigga, you ready for da beast man? Aight, here be mine, nahmean son. Make way for da real deal.

Imma bust yo head open wid a muh fuking pipe wrench
imma throw you in da ditch and vamoose in mah benz
ain't no popo be messin wid no playa
ah luv goin' on drav bahz coz i'm a slaya
lost count o da people ah murdered
and all da hos n sluts dat ah bartered
ah got a moh fukin' crack binness in da hood
bloodz and crips ain't nudding, i'm da real dood
da real deal
i love tuh steal
bling bling, diamonds, pearls and necklaces
got mansions bigger dan Saddam's palaces
and dem 'hos gotz tuh shake deir laffy taffy
coz if dey don't dey be gettin' sum slappy from da pappy(dat be me, nigga)
ah spend money for dem bitches
and ah ice dem snitches
coz no muh fukin' turd be messin wid a nigga
nahmean son, and most o'dem bitches be gold diggaz
yah guts to put dem in deir place
coz dey waste of space


peace nigga. Holla.

Yo, yo thugged beatch, remember ya dumped by me thrice in ditch.
Ya call ya'self a playa but actually ya a damn kid.
Ya's ain't got no fertility to repro and breed
Ya sound like a nigga but ya a nigga wanna be
Ya a immigrant on rapworld like a jackie chan in american movie.
ya don't know rapish(like english) so grow up bud
All ya don't believe this rapper, he a big fraud.
ya thugged out, Sella drugs and thugs poor people
ya a she-male getting both d*ck and nipple
so folks, watch out, he may lure ya all
he's a slc fail so dumb and dull.
ya talking abt business but ya don't do none
Everyday he takes same shit butter and bun.
ya never seena bling bling and never worn.
He ain't no nepali, he a somalia born.
he poor as shit swallowing his dad's prop
ya a thugged farmer, go harvest crop.
this nigga wanna split country.
coz he ain't got no quarter for laundry.
he talks about racism as racist he is
he ain't paid his college tuition fees.
So fella's, talking abt nepal, he wanna divide the land
YA, thugged bitch, a big try on rapworld, folks give him a big hand.


Folks, carry on this rapakshari.

Yo, yo thugged beatch, remember ya dumped by me thrice in ditch.
Ya call ya'self a playa but actually ya a damn kid.
Ya's ain't got no fertility to repro and breed
Ya sound like a nigga but ya a nigga wanna be
Ya a immigrant on rapworld like a jackie chan in american movie.
ya don't know rapish(like english) so grow up bud
All ya don't believe this rapper, he a big fraud.
ya thugged out, Sella drugs and thugs poor people
ya a she-male getting both d*ck and nipple
so folks, watch out, he may lure ya all
he's a slc fail so dumb and dull.
ya talking abt business but ya don't do none
Everyday he takes same shit butter and bun.
ya never seena bling bling and never worn.
He ain't no nepali, he a somalia born.
he poor as shit swallowing his dad's prop
ya a thugged farmer, go harvest crop.
this nigga wanna split country.
coz he ain't got no quarter for laundry.
he talks about racism as racist he is
he ain't paid his college tuition fees.
So fella's, talking abt nepal, he wanna divide the land
YA, thugged bitch, a big try on rapworld, folks give him a big hand.


Folks, carry on this rapakshari.

laz lagyo.....

Alrite...Yo Yo...Listen now
I ain't lyin' when I say dis' shit
Dumpster is da place where ya both fit
I survived Katrina, I'm a New Orlean
Don't act smart like y'all a Napolean
Been der;, done dat, dis is how I roll
Bling bling and grass, fuggin' gimme some bills fold
New York n' Cali, everywhere I go,
I'm a born superstar, I steal da Show
I got a nine-incher, and is growing taller
Don't hate me Nigga, Coz' I'm a Knightcrawler
Yo' Niggaz are in it only for the fame
Niggaz, you both ain't ready for the game
I rule this place, I'm the king in Louisana
Fug the Oscar, Wat? No Oscar for Syriana
I'm ruthless I shoot crips and blood alike
Thug for life - come and catch the slug tonite
Dis iz a dangerous game, with a new twist
Yo Niggaz, back off, let me do dis'
Coz' I'm starting 1-0, will rule the rap-shit
Show me ur best, for me, it ain't a bit
Ain't no limit here, push it to the limit
Wassup Yo, you look so timid
Wanna catch me, Come to da freakin' club-D
Wait at the door, or else ya'll get slubbed
Now, lemme see y'all's game,
Ain't no fun, ain't no shame !

(If you can hear dis, Holla Nigga)

Rapakshari...lol....what a name. But why not, if you can have antaksari, rapakshari is also fine
Me not participating in this but just wanna say that it was a nice and funny name ...rapakshari
guys go ahead, sorry for disturbing

Yo, Yo knight crawler, ya aCTUALLY substitute baseball baller,
ya from new orlean,mea frm chicago
Mine's city ecomony so high ya's so low
fELLas, dis kid ez crazy as he calls em a superstar
As a matter of fact, he sounds gay and shoulda never been a rap-club or a bar.
Talking abt game, hea sub and i am a captain
ya all folks can tell that he ain't got no f*cking brain
EI can't believe dis poor guy got bling bling
ya KNGHT CRAWLER's lying ya got just 4 inches dingling
Ya's so lucky to survive from katrina coz i resuced you
Ya shouldbeA praying me everyday, go gRAB me mountain dew
Sure a dangerous game it is, if i play some RAP shit
YO crawler my sub, dude spin some rap beat
i ain't hating ya but i ema feelinz pity on ya
Ya shouldbea a gay wearing pant and bra
Shoulda rap already doomed if ya started to rap
Folks, this dude's shitty rap is a crap
Talking abt this game, shit, this game is hot
I can't see any nepliz rapper wrapping thier talent yet
so folks join me, as ya all show ya's damn skill
I ema tired of U.S, YA ALL GIVE SOME PILL
EVERYTIME, I COULDA SEEA SOME FREAKS SO CALLED RAPPER WANNA BE
I EMA A PRO-NEPALESE RAPPER, CALL MEA VIRUS MC


FOLKS, DROP YOUR RAP SHIT JUST LIKE THAT

a virus mc?
your a festering sore
fget 'superstar'
your a brian-numbing bore
you a hack
a quack
the lead role in brokeback
a deluded wanna-be
with the skills that you lack
so!
the big guns are here
better run for cover
hide behind yo mama's aprons
or yo male lover
im a tornado
tear you up and toss you around
im the real deal
i got the words and i got the sound
im unbound
profound
im beneath the waves
and im above the ground
you go dumpster-diving
i conquer the world
you get the oyster
and i get the pearl
set yo mind in a whirl
spin you around in a twirl
its easy
to get you dizzy
im michael corleone
and you thin lizzie
so zip up yo lips and quit yo blather
kiss my ring and call me godfather

a virus mc?
your a festering sore
fget 'superstar'
your a brian-numbing bore
you a hack
a quack
the lead role in brokeback
a deluded wanna-be
with the skills that you lack
so!
the big guns are here
better run for cover
hide behind yo mama's aprons
or yo male lover
im a tornado
tear you up and toss you around
im the real deal
i got the words and i got the sound
im unbound
profound
im beneath the waves
and im above the ground
you go dumpster-diving
i conquer the world
you get the oyster
and i get the pearl
set yo mind in a whirl
spin you around in a twirl
its easy
to get you dizzy
im michael corleone
and you thin lizzie
so zip up yo lips and quit yo blather
kiss my ring and call me godfather

o, Yo neute or naute, check dis out,
ya asshole, born frm ya's mum en doubt
Folks, dis kid ez insane, attempting to rap likea shit
Ya neute crazy motherf*cker eating cow's raw meat
Yes i ema nigga and superstar az ei can kick ya's ass
Ya's rap so soft and tender, mine ez advancez and fast
ya can't rap coz ya's poet lik lekhnath a.k.a poudel
Ya a loser dude, put ya'self in big sale
I can't tell ya anyone's gonna buy ya en sale too
Ya's so worthless, better have toilet ko goo
I ema hacker as ei can hack your ancestor
i can tear and toss ya around
Yo, neute ya a beginner, better have some rap class
i kiss diamond ring but ya kiss my ass
I ema a pro rapper
as i rap with whole energy
that makes ya's f*cking brain dizzy
ya shoulda been died in tsunami
ya lucky to be saved from katrina hurricane
ya wanna suck i got d*ck like a sugarcane
It's juicy and tasty, that's what ya said
Neute, ya dead, if ya don't have some respect.

Fella's carry on this rapakshari.

AH....Ah,,,,,, ya'lll.... ah ... ah....

u'll get ur a*s ^........all da niggaz seem still sleeping''
i say.... get your fat a*s up 'n go for burger flippin'
or ur half-son mama will start bitchin''

ya'll continue..... nothin comin' from my shit-head'''''''''

Hey lil johny, ya so damn funny
are ya rapping or shitting
dude, ya sound like a rapper, but you can't rhyme
as a matter of fact, if ya rap, i'll pay you dime
But anyway ya did a good try
Virus Mc is here, ya don't have to cry
So where are the other nepalese talents dogs and cats
Well, The pro rapper is here, ya all take off ya's hats
I can rap like a shit and ya will be spellbound
F*ck Gyane, Make me a king and put on my head crown
How many of ya like our king?
If ya like king, ya a crook minister
Everyday, i eat crab and lobster
They are tasty and good for health
Any lady wanna date, i got huge wealth.
Ya perverts stop posting porn pics
these m*therfckers have got virgin dicks


Where are the young nepalese rappers ? Spin your shit folks

shit......its interesting

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Yo yo yo.....

Maaa life gonnna fcuk bbbbb but
Sajha gonna rock


yo yo yo
Marshal kool dude (ya ya ya)
thugged bron wrote huge (ya ya ya)

Yo yo yo

In this fckin world
u gotta b BOLd

Life gonna fcuk
bbbbbt SAJHA gonna rock

ya ya ya ya

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In dis thrd, I gonna be GUEST
bbbbb but made me feel TASTE

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Ha ha ha it was my little try he he he..... this RAPAKSHARI is cool man, keep postin

Amazing, lol you tried
LIkE as if for the visa in u.s EMBASSY YA APPLIED
YA'S RAP LIKEA HINDI SONG
Virus Mc diain't play pingpong
Comon rapppers, where u at?
Ya shouldbea eating bhat and increasing your fat
Show some of ur talent dude
MIXING COKE AND HENNESY FLUID
AIN'T THERE NO RAPPERS IN OUR COUNTRY
OR ARE THEY FLED TO INDIA TO WORSHIP GANDHI
Well, i've dissed all the wanna be rappers, now i won't DO FRM TODAY
Comon rappers, virus mc finished rapping, ya all have a good day.

'you born from yo mamma'
WOW WHAT A FKING DISS
you aim for a bullseye
wide right IS A MISS
मेरो शब्दको ज्वालामा तलाई पोल्छू
दुईचोटी चपाई ओकल्छू
yeah im a poet i rhyme
impeccable rythm, every time
rhythm and poetry, thats rap
none of your fake-accent crap
im loud
im proud
i stand out in a crowd
im brash
got dash
sting like a whiplash
my words
are swords
they cut you apart
your rusty iron im gold
i raise the ante you fold
leave you bleeding in the dust
rotting carcass left to rust
im a big dose of vaccine
and the virus MC is BUST

who o.k in da haus...

now dis game ya'll playin.. u play it my way...
coz ya'll mo fo's wankstas.. ya'll sound so gay..
i see only crawler ... boyz gots some game
da rest of ya fokers.. ur shit is too lame
now listen to dis...dis da bomb
changing lanes to my right..here i come...
i gots da icies in my ear n gold in my fingerr
ur gurl keepin me close in her telefone ringer

i puts it heavy in 'er back
n in her mouth we play catch
i do it wid 'er every nite..
until 'er thing aint no more tite
now its ur turn ..ur in yo prime
but she lies to u .. she says she's a virgin...n dis 'er 1st time... haha

sorry bros .. i just stole yo show
n here i go ..huntin hoes door 2 door
like water i flow...

Yo, you neute, mea born frm mama butt ya born frm prostitute
Ya shuld be raised in a destitute
Ya rhyme like a shit,who ain't got no class
Ya a loser dude like a rocksong without bass
look at ya words, it's so lame and frosted
This ez Virus Mc's show so be ware of getting busted.
Don't rap coz that's not in ya's blood
i keep rhyming, ya keep praying to god
ya a rusty gold that ain't got no value
I don't know folks what he bullshitting abt, does anybody got any clue?
sure neute, ya a big dose but full of dust and a expired one
Ya should a comedian playing on Kabhi kushi kabhie gam
look folks, how dis dude is dissed
Dat make who??ok pissed
who??ok ya shuldbe really insane
ya shouldbea gay partner of crawler having sex n van
ya shuldbe crazy saying that ya stole my show
Dis ez virus Mc's show dude, watch ya mouth bro
So respect ya's elders dude and ofcourse your boss
ya stink like hell, let me close my nose
HOmie, don't ya mess wth me,coz i am pro
Everybody knows that your grlfren is a whore


Guys good job, keep on going.

Aight son, be ready for mah cut, nahmean. Here goes:

nigga, I gots me a glock be ready tuh dive
coz imma find yuh, ain't afraid of yuh knife
gots em ar-15's, ak-47's all cocked n' ready
who yuh think yuh be nigga, slim shady?
marshall, yuh ain't no nigga from da ghetto
get real son, yuh can't even spell potato
yuh a thug? Bitch please, yuh sound lahk a wanksta
relax, eat a sandwich, coz yuh ain't no gangsta
real thugs love watermelons n frahd chickens
ain't no thug be soundin' like he luv readin' charles dickens
nigga please, yuh can't even hold a gun
yuh prolly get burned when ya soak up da sun
nigga yuh sound like a pansyass sissy metrosexual
fo sheezy me neezy, yuh ain't no heterosexual
mess wid a playa and yuh'll get a concussion
coz yuh demise fo' shizzle be a foregone conclusion
imma mess wid yo head n' eat yuh brain fo' breakfast
and spit it out and send it all da way tuh belfast
decapitation, torture, been dere dun dat
go home to yo' mammy yuh wussy lil twat
coz if yuh mess wid a pimp
yuh gonna be a gimp
for ever and ever
and ever and ever


peace.

yo, yo thugged out, check dis out.
ya can't be a thug but a li'l tiny bug
ya mum caught ya redhanded f*cking with street dog
ya should'be gotten glock but that's already broke
yeah, mea nigga from da ghetto from southside
ya a dissed m*therf*cker, how many times ya wanna be cried?
Mea pro and that's why ya is jealous as shit
Ya's rap like a 3rd grade rhyme, learn some beat
Mea love slimshady,and he my icon and hero?
What's the problem, if mea can rap better than ya bro?
ya right, i am gonna eat sandwich, ya keep staring
ya's rap full of shit that sounds boring
ya never seen a gansta like me who drop bombs
Ya don't know nothing about rap, go ask mum
Yeah i am renegade and got skill to diss you
calling yaself a playa gets everyone pissed on you
Ha Ha pimp, did ya ever had a grlfren
Oh igotcha ya call ya's grlfren to ya's boyfren
ya a gay rapper that doesn't have taste
ya always a loser, and i am the best
My knife is strong and can cut ya's throat
mea a master of rap, go take some note
Yeah, mea got a gun, thug mea your don
ya can't be nigga cos ya eat everyday bread and bun
Wonder I sometimes, did ya ever killed a fly
Ya better stop rapping otherwise be ready to die.

Yeah, That's what i am talking abt nigga.