THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF NEPRICAN LIFE

Hi Guys, Last time we thoroughly discussed the darker side of Neprican life. Now lets see some of the brighter sides:

1- In America, if someone cheats you, you just inform the government. And it is the responsibility of the government to identify the culprit and deliver punishment. (Nepal ma yesto kahile hola??)

2- Everyone in America is very honest to his/her work. HOnesty towards work is THE Mantra.

3- U study one semester in one college and next semester, u will be in another college. When you complete the degree, you will have already changed 10 colleges! Kasto - Ramailo !!

4- In America, if you dont have a car, better not go to the Grocery store.

5- If you are walking on foot in a downtown street, always keep 5-10 dollars with you in cash. If the Black americans spot you, they might claim rent (ie tips). If their request is not met, you might be shot.

6- If any American meets you at the Bus stop and asks you about your plans after college, you should always reply him that you are returning to Nepal/home. If you tell him that you are staying in US, then the Amricane will make a sour face and never ask a second question. If you tell him that you are returning home for good, the Amricane's face will suddenly shine.............He might ask you more friendly questions.

7- After 20 years, China is going to overtake Amrika. US economy will decline. So some very clever - "Chankhe" Nepricans have started to learning Chinese, to make their voyage to Shanghai more culture friendly. Of course, who will stay in A capsized ship?? "And of course China is our Cloooose Neighbor to the NOrth" What a great Idea !

Chetana Bhaya...........Hulaki UNcle

Hulaki, you are way off your topic.
Timi bhitra Daha ko aago balkeko chha jesto chha ni...Bichara.

Hulaki!

man, hulaki you are so pathetic, I feel so sorry for you. Your perception, knowledge everything is so screwed up. you just wont shut up right? how many threads have you started bashing nepricans? are you some loser with nothing to do? I think so. you're just moving your words around but all the threads say the same thing. i think people are even fed up of trying to explain anything to you coz your head is full of gobhar, you keep repeating the same things over and over again. as i had mentioned in another thread of yours why dont you try coming to US and see everything for yourself. all your questions will be answered and you don't have to rely on some stupid a$$ hole's description of what america is like. yes it's good and it's bad just like any place in the world and nepalis here are doing well and bad. but at least they are trying. you seem like some pathetic frustated loser who couldn't achieve anything in your life and talking shit about nepalis in america makes your useless time worthwhile. you're a loser - L O S E R . cheers!

Hulaki Uncle,
You reiterate from time to time that you don't envy the so called neprican life however going through whatever you have written, I do believe you have some sort of bitterness against US or nepalese living in US. Otherwise why would you spend so much time and energy discussing about stuff no one is willing to accept or moreover are based on hearsay or fabricated?
Who told you that Black people will ask for money and when one can't meet his requirement, the person is shot? This is the perception we need to change. Honestly, people tend to think that they are evil and brutal because they never stop to stereotype. I am friends with couple of African Americans and they are cool and like any other friends I have. For an analogy, just bcoz Babu Ram Bhattarai or Prachanda are waging a war against the government and are carrying out the bloodshed, are we here to believe that all bhattarais and dahals are evil?
You certainly don't get a point do you? I have been meticulously following your threads and there is one thing I haven't been able to understand why do you condemn students working in restaurants be it waiting tables or washing dishes or cleaning restrooms? The way the majority sees it as WORK.

"U study one semester in one college and next semester, u will be in another college. When you complete the degree, you will have already changed 10 colleges! Kasto - Ramailo !!"
Once again, this is absolutely wrong. I have friends who go to good schools and finish off their education there. In fact, I am also close to getting a degree and so far this is the only university I have been to. Why Nepali students have to change schools every semester? I don't need to elaborate on it.

I do admire your swavimani nature but your grudge directed to us is too slanderous.

Live and Let Live.

Peace!

HULAKI

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Damn Moneyminded! You don't need to get that personal...
Revival

Dont get too personal and dont get too much involved into it, guys. At the end of the day*, its you against the monitor or some virtual character in the net, isnt it? :)


* I know, i know, its one of the most hated phrases these days, at least as reported by bbc somewhere.

well said Jagaltay!

Hulaki Ji,
I am speechless. I don't know where to begin? "Denial (The Nile) is not just the river flows in Egypt". No matter how much you try to convince people you are not jealous, you are burning inside with resentment. And you are dreaming about China being economic super power. China?s economy is gaining momentum because of the foreign investments. They can be cut at anytime. China has not developed any new technologies for past few hundred years. Just because they make cheap garments and electronics, it doesn?t mean that they will take over the world. One thing for sure though, they are taking over the world?s labor markets, which could have gone to any countries including Nepal. Now think about that. And most important of all, China will never be self-sufficient. It has way too many mouths to feed and very few productive lands. Actually, India can achieve more than China if they can only over-come their internal problems. As you may know, US is the biggest producer of food in the world.
My apology to every readers if you think I am bragging about the US. I am just trying to make a point across and tell you the facts.
Peace.

5-" If you are walking on foot in a downtown street, always keep 5-10 dollars with you in cash. If the Black americans spot you, they might claim rent (ie tips). If their request is not met, you might be shot. "
.............NOT COOL!!!

an advantege of being in the US:
proly wont have the pleasure of meeting our man hulaki

Hulaki sounds like a Maoist to me.

hulaki sounds like a LOSER to me who couldn't achieve anything in life and now is so frustrated he wants to pick on people who are trying to be successful and getting there.

Brighter side darker side! WTF ! my round A R S E..........

hulaki ji ! i think its time for u to canel u'r registration with sajha and get on with u'r life and stop posting all this stupid topic of yours.......

man i am starting to despise you! "despise" very reserved word i don't use it till i mean it. well bud ! just be quiet and do your job and show children moon and stars don't post anymore. u'r difficulties and opinions keep it with you!!!!!!!

.. since hulaki likes to assume :

1) When Hulaki was little he watched a lot of English videos and always wanted to go to usa. it was like his ultimate dream.

2) when Hulaki grew up. He realized that it's not as easy going to America as thinking about it. He got frustrated and after few tries and few mean faced at the counsalate with denial on his passport he went off to the country where he doen't have to apply for visa; India.

3) Hulaki studied and worked in India, but deep down he was very frustrated for not being able to go to the usa so he developed this hatred against America and life in the America..

4) HUlaki came back to kathmandu, but he couldn't find a job.. he was pretty dissapointed because all the jobs are taken by well educated America returned people while hulaki and others have to hustle and bustle to get simple jobs.

5) Hulaki finally met his door ko relative who happens to have some hold on Nepali politics. So hulaki joined the party and started hanging out in najik ko chiya ( tea shop ) pasal....

6) With the political source force and cuttin' on some corners he finally finds a job as a school teacher in a boarding school...

7) Hulaki is jelouse now, he sees all these people living better life in USA and he's in Nepal as a school teacher and he sees no future for himself rather than tutoring some children to earn some extra money...

8) Hulaki met a girl.. she used to be a teacher at his school.. Hulaki falls in love .. and thinks there's somethign good for him too ...

9) One day his girl calls him to meet on some chiya pasal and she lets him know that she's gettin' m arried with a guy 10 years older than him who happens to be in the usa.. and that she's also going to go to usa after the marriage....

10) Hulaki tries to conviniece the girl, but she's not listening to him.. she even says, " it's not you ... it's me" , a classis dialouge that girls have been using to get rid of a loser like hulaki .....

11) nothing works out in life, rent's due soon, he's frustrated, no hope for a bright future, his indian degree is not pulling any fortune for him.. he goes to chiya pasal again and hears from his stupid friends who are dying to go to USA.. he also meets some visa rejected Frustuuu budas who would get raped by a gang of gays if they would just land on the US soil....

12) He recently meets his U.S deported old friend of his who was living in Queens for 2 years on trourist visa.. he got deported finally and is back in Nepal.. he tells his stories about sharing rooms, having no rights, and harsh life in usa... now Hulaki listens to all of them and assumes that all Nepali i n the usa are like that.. all downtown has vending machine set up by black kids to charge road tax...

13) Hulaki's girl recently sent him a post card from the USA.. she also mentoned that she's very happy and has a kid.. So Hulaki goes back to chiya pasal and is pissed.. he hears about this site in the same chiya pasal by his deported friend.. and feels obligated to come in here and say nasty things to all the Nepali living in the usa...

So you see ppl, where hulaki is coming from? he lost his girl on some budha from the usa.. she thought although hulaki looks like " anil Kumar" this old dude from usa is much better cuz she can have a better life...so hulaki is just frustrated.. and he comes in here once in a while and brags about his indian , and foul mouths on all the Nepali living in the usa..

Give the poor guy a break.. he's just really lonely, furstrated and he can't help it....

Dear folks!
Be cool! Learn manner, somehow hulaki said the truth part of being foreigner. I know his word is a bit bitter, I became a victim that I was robbed in downtown NYC, by a black people, was asked money. He took $43.00. Similarly, so many Nepalese people working at gas station and 7 Eleven were robbed, black people have been showing the gun and have been asking money. Yes, it is fact, we can't hide this from telling our family back home in Nepal. And, some of you could do a office-level job (everyone did laymen job at beginning) , but fact is 95% Nepalese work in restaurant gas station and store as cashiers............ and bla bla bla............... If you want to know more about asked to Pre Raj Mahat, how did a black guy shut him while working at restaurant. Moreover, go to Ocean City to know much information about summer jobs. It is only different me and Hulaki that I don't discriminate any type of job. People have to do. if Nepalese don't do, someone will do; no doubt. And, don't say that we are people from rich country, so that we only take higher level jobs in the USA. Yes, you are in USA, a democratic country, you have a golden chance to learn about the press or talk freedom as well. I noticed that all of you had used very low level language against HULAKI. let him explore what ever he feel. It is SAJA, sabaiko saja.......... learn manners, and face the truth. We shouldn't eat dhido inside and show the basmati rice to others. You get nothing, come to reality. I did work as a programmer, now the fact, I am a cashier at gas-station I like to take a risk rather than go to Nepal due to many reasons. Why do I lie, people know what's going on?
If I said "I work in gas station", later on, people meet me at gas station cleaning toilet, there is no AWESOME. But, if you said that I work for some DOT COM as engineer, and later on, people find you at gas station that is ridiculous. Button line is,,,,,,,,,,,,, feel free talking instead of yelling to poor HULKI, communicate fairly......... and teach him the reality about the USA as much as you know, mention about the country situation so that you need to stay outside until you won't get Peace in Nepal.......
I do want to confront if my vision hurt someone, you can contact me personally.............I don't challenge any body through the SAJA, it is coward manner.
I would like to go through the reality......... OKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Dear folks!
Be cool! Learn manner, somehow hulaki said the truth part of being foreigner. I know his word is a bit bitter, I became a victim that I was robbed in downtown NYC, by a black people, was asked money. He took $43.00. Similarly, so many Nepalese people working at gas station and 7 Eleven were robbed, black people have been showing the gun and have been asking money. Yes, it is fact, we can't hide this from telling our family back home in Nepal. And, some of you could do a office-level job (everyone did laymen job at beginning) , but fact is 95% Nepalese work in restaurant gas station and store as cashiers............ and bla bla bla............... If you want to know more about asked to Pre Raj Mahat, how did a black guy shut him while working at restaurant. Moreover, go to Ocean City to know much information about summer jobs. It is only different me and Hulaki that I don't discriminate any type of job. People have to do. if Nepalese don't do, someone will do; no doubt. And, don't say that we are people from rich country, so that we only take higher level jobs in the USA. Yes, you are in USA, a democratic country, you have a golden chance to learn about the press or talk freedom as well. I noticed that all of you had used very low level language against HULAKI. let him explore what ever he feel. It is SAJA, sabaiko saja.......... learn manners, and face the truth. We shouldn't eat dhido inside and show the basmati rice to others. You get nothing, come to reality. I did work as a programmer, now the fact, I am a cashier at gas-station I like to take a risk rather than go to Nepal due to many reasons. Why do I lie, people know what's going on?
If I said "I work in gas station", later on, people meet me at gas station cleaning toilet, there is no AWESOME. But, if you said that I work for some DOT COM as engineer, and later on, people find you at gas station that is ridiculous. Button line is,,,,,,,,,,,,, feel free talking instead of yelling to poor HULKI, communicate fairly......... and teach him the reality about the USA as much as you know, mention about the country situation so that you need to stay outside until you won't get Peace in Nepal.......
I do want to confront if my vision hurt someone, you can contact me personally.............I don't challenge any body through the SAJA, it is coward manner.
I would like to go through the reality......... OKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

OKie...Gallant dude, i know you are guy with high moral and values and abundance of manner. I am coward and rest is coward here coz we dont talk like Mahatma Gandhi...i dont give dyamm about others but i hate ghandi and his philoshopy......In the mean time i have big respect for your honesty and views......Yes hulaki is rite but he thinks cleaning toilet is shameful job? Listen dude i dont give f...k about cleaning toilet....I have done that when i was in sydney........everyday working 3 hours as cleaner....it is better to have some cash for your bloody hungry tummy and education than begging your parents. You work as a cashier being a ecdcated guy so what a big deal? i work as a bushboy in hk when there was SARS and uneployement is high> Dude, everyone gets a chance and will be something if they aim high and keeps on working hard. Today, if i am fortunate enough to land in good job coz i work shitty job for last 3 yrs even having a fu,...king degree in hospitality. you are talking about being robbed in america and so many nepalese in there. I know it is not safe place and i dont want to go there either. The prespective of yours is wrong.....it's all in your fate...if i have to shot dead.....i will be oneday. Everything is written but if some gets good life and job thats a fate but just dont loose your ground. That's me who challange the hulaki...i got personal there and i will be personal..................coz i have low temper and when blood goes to my head after breaking my patience.......no fu...cking humans neither my parents can stop me. I know i rather damage myself or my house. Yes, i use to scared of fights and coward when i was in nepal......but now living with these racist mofukkker.....chinese hongkies......i have changed........I abuse cops on street coz they check my id thinking i am one of those drug addict low nepalese citizen residing in hk....my answer to them is fu....k you in your azzz....I have even gone naked when they wanted to check my body in the middle of night life area.......cid has to request me to put back on...and officer apolozie....dude, u r being stereo type here. I have a request dont come to hk coz when u see lot of our moron brothers in hk.......you will thing we all are f..ck......ed head here.
Anyways, yes keep up your gandhi theory and keep in your pocket......no offence......i go my way with subash chandra bose theory.......brick for brick....and yes i am uncivilised and mannerless on what i said.....i will stick to ti coz i am sickhead as u said....

finally, if u see hulaki.......i wont spare him.......i swear on lord pashupatinath.

cheers dude......put more effort to change me coz i have been brain washed by netaji shubah chandra bose.