The albums that make you just want to puke your stomach right out...and ironically, you happen to own them.

My list:

1. "Baby One More Time" Britney Spears - Singlehandedly ended the reign of the fairly decent Alt Rock movement of the first half of the 90s. Spawned an army of shrill-voiced, slutty looking clones with zero talent. For this, she ought to be put to sleep.

2. "Human Clay" Creed - Crappily written, crappily song, unoriginal garbage. Thanks to these guys, we now have "Linkin Park," "Nickelback," and "Staind." Thanks, assholes.

3. "The Sign" Ace of Bass - I had nothing against Sweden until this band came along. Their lame songs are a staple of supermarket radio stations across the nation.

4. "Load" Metallica - Should have been named "Pant Load."

5. "Marshall Mathers LP" Eminem - Made misogyny and homophobia popular again. Clever and "poetic" lyrics - if your experience with poetry is limited to Hallmark cards and Dr. Seuss.

6. "0304" Jewel - What's more annoying than a pseudo-folk, crappy book writing psycho bitch with a guitar? The same loon with a beat box! I hated her before, but after this piece of shit even her fans turned their backs on her.

7. "Metal Machine Music" Lou Reed - Sixty four minutes of (I swear I am not making this up) guitar feedback, and yet still better than anything the Backstreet Boys ever did.

8. Ricky Martin (self titled) - "Livin La Vida Loca" made it acceptable for your 80 year old grandma to shake her ass at your graduation party. Loved by teen girls and lonely housewives, hated by anyone with any self-respect.

9. "Momentary Lapse of Reason" Pink Floyd - The first Floyd album after Roger Waters left...fans were waiting for the killer guitar playing, the biting sarcastic lyrics, the 10+ minute space jams...and got a soft rock AM radio snoozefest.

10. "Boys for Pele" Tori Amos - I have a hard time deciding whether I hate Tori Amos or the people who listen to her more. However, I definitely can't stand this estrogen drenched whine and bitch extravaganza, which incidentally, features a photo of Tori herself nursing a pig in the booklet. Or wait, is it a pig nursing Tori Amos?

babaal...i love all those song:(......NOT....well the only time i hated Jewel was in her video "intuition" but i mean she looked hot and everything...but it wasn't her style but it's alwayss good to try new things

Hey guys.. lyrics of load is pretty good.. and I like couple of songs..

The House that Jack built
Until It sleeps
King Nothing
Bleeding Me
The Outlaw Torn (personally, when you are high.. just imaging anything you ever wanted and loved.. you will understand this song more clearly)

You guys are wasting your time twice. Once listing to the album and now here.
Lets talk about something thats worth talking.

hahaha babaal that was babaal , funny man! haha

hey but i liked " intuition", that was great song with great lyrics, but haha JEWEL singing it, was pretty awakward looking..

ooh dude..kick me, hit me, or even kill after reading this, i use to OWN a album of Boyzone..hahaha..but i alwaz hated backstreet boys even when i use to like boyzone...hahaha..dammn how messed up was i, listening to boyzone..:)

hmm..but if u ask me whats the greatest album i have ever owned, its Guns'N'Roses - 1991 - Album Use Your Illusion I..LIVE N LET DIEEE...

babaal............... dude i agree oneverything except for the one "pink floyd's" worst album??????there is nothing as pink floyd's worstalbum, well personnaly my favorite is "obscured by clouds" but "a momemtary lapse of reason " was not that bad. Didn't like "on the turning away"????????? i mean cummon dude u r comparing pink floyd with britney spears and all that! it doesn't even suit to categorize pink floyd in worst songs and albums........


the worst song for me would be
1. from a distance
2. built this city on rock and roll
3. final countdown.
4. heartache........ don johnson( this guy whould have a court order of going nowhere near the mic for life)

i have a long list........

well i don't listen to anything that came oit after 89 so i don't know all this new crap! but dude pink floyd can never be bad! and i know coz i have been listening to them for 14 yrs now.

SO BUDDY TRUST ME ON THIS.
"fans were waiting for the killer guitar playing????????"
what te hell is that supposed to mean? well........ sorrow....... on the turning away...... a new machine.......... signs of life?????/ don't they have good guitar playings????? i think u r just copying this from somewhere! so just get the labum and listen to it carefully......... roger waters left the band....... very bad thing happened to pink floyd,,,,, but hey that's what ppl said when syd barrett left the band? he is the one who gave the name and started with awesome sogs like arnold layne and bike and jugband bues.......... .......

it definitely is different as roger waters used to do. but do u know anything about roger waters? he is a social ego centric high power freak........ well read about it..... he is a very good musician but not a noble man.

well that;'s it for now!!!!!!!!

u buy briyney spearsalbum and u complainabout pink floyd????????? u r CRAZY BUDDY! get a grip on u'r musical life.........

Fully agree with Pink_Floyd's comment about the comparision being made with the contempory artists.

well thank you bhanja.... it just bothers me that pink floyd was even listened by the ears that listen to britney spears?????? its just a very very eerie categorizaion of the two music levels.......

On the turning away is one of my favourite songs........yah babal! that song alone is enough to listen to that album again and again.

snoozefest re? haahaha! aaba JD khayera sunya hola..:P
btw, Pink floyd, have u had a chance to listen to that cover band "floydian slips".....? about pink floyd what can I say. one of my floydian friend summed it all

"A legend is still a legend. "

well i have heard of thembut have not had actual chance to listen to them yet ! but from the things i have heard i think they are good but well lets see........

but guys thanks for supporting me on this.......

an excerpt from "two suns in a sunset" makes a lot of sense doesn't it!


"Like the moment when your brakes lock
And you slide toward the big truck
And stretch the frozen moments with your fear
And youýll never hear their voices
And youýll never see their faces
You have no recourse to the law anymore
And as the windshield melts
My tears evaporate
Leaving only charcoal to defend
Finally I understand
The feelings of the few
Ashes and diamonds
Foe and friend
We were all equal in the end"

Amazing excerpt....

but here's my favourite one.

"...you are young,
life is long, there's time to kill today.
and one day you wake to find, ten years have got
behind you, noone told you when to run,
you missed the starting gun....." :) ~time

I don't think babaal...compared Pink floyd and BSpears...he/she just listed top worst albums....

Momentary Lapse of Reason, by no means, sounds like old pink floyd...but isn't that what's great about Great Bands like pink floyd... and good music... They don't and shouldn't sound the same....That is the beauty of pink floyd...and others like pearl jam...stone temple pilots...the who....bob dylan.....and so on....

By the way, for worst album...I have to pick>>
Roger Waters, The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking (1984)

well that's true but pink floyd sounded really different when syd barrett was there, "arnold layne".... well that song cannot be disputed to be the song that can only come out of syd barrett's minds. who else would write a song about a person whose hooby is to steal women's underwears? well getting to thepoint. the music that pink floyd made when syd barrett wrote songs are different, then roger waters took over and then he had his own way. he is a musical genius. he practically wrote all teh songs of the album "dark side of the moon" except for the guitar riffs that dave added. but once he left it was tie to take pink floyd to the next level and dave showed the world psychededlia and hard rock mixed with his amazing vocals and guitar created a phenomena as u can see in PULSE. well i was kind of in not too pleasant minds when i thought of dave singing brain damage, but a little slower than it is, it became one of the catchiest.

well talking about old pink floyd they were amazing. i think my fav song is " cymbaline" and "not now john" or " gunners dream" .......... i have a long list but what i'm really trying to say is how can a guy listen to " a mometary lapse of reason" and also britney spears, well teh topic of the board is "WORSTR ALBUM OWNED" rt? so i don't get who has such a vast music head who buys britney spears and pink floyd's album and put it in worst list....... donot get this......

and by the way sorry about the typing mistakes i'm a horrible typer and i'm at work so i type fast and mess the spellings a lot. sorry about that,..........

Daaayyyyuuuuummmmmmm...........

It is good to know that there are many Pink Floyd fans out there, especially among the Sajha crowd than I ever had expected. I myself is an avid Pink Floyd fan. Them Pinkest da Floydest da best!!!

At the same time, it is disheartening that Pink Floyd is being compared with an artist like Britney. I can understand Slipknot's argument that Babaal is only listing the worst albums. Fine, but when you list an album by a band that is beyond genre to a new kid on the block in the same category, you are also comparing the band/s and/or artist/artists. Slipknot, are you having a Momentary Lapse of Reason-ing? Or your thoughts simply Obscured by the Clouds? hehehe just kidding.

Anyway, the subject of the topic is the worst album owned. And, among the list is the album "Momentary Lapse of Reason". Big deal eh? Does owning that album make one a Lunatic on the Dark Side of the Moon? ;) If so, I am the biggest one. And, whoever compiled the list on the first hand, Billboard, some other company, or an individual, who do they think they are? Us and them, and after all, we're only ordinary men.

Silence is surrounding, I better run like hell now. :)

Peace!!!

Soleil...... well that was nice heheheh actually i used to do that like make sentences out of songs when i was in school.......
nothing offensive......

well good to know pink floyd still lives in a lot of nepalese hearts.......hope yo see u guys n the dark side of the moon one of these days

Well.........hey you Soleil, keep talking.......

Pink Floyd.....one pf-fan cannot be offended by another pf-fan when it comes to PF itself ;)

On the turning away, my Fender Stratocaster is doing the talking as I am writing these lines. :)

"Julia Dream"

Sunlight bright upon my pillow
Lighter than an eiderdown
Will she let the weeping willow
Wind his branches round
Julia dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams
Every night I turn the light out

Waiting for the velvet bride
Will the scaly armadillo
Find me where I'm hiding
Julia dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams
Will the misty master break me
Will the key unlock my mind
Will the following footsteps catch me
Am I really dying
Julia dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams

haha..dudes..he didnt like it ..so whats the big deal..

dammn us sajhaties..if someone is little different than the big crowd..common LETS BITTCH HIM/ her...haha..coommon man..its all opinions...be calm..

everyone has teh right to think whatever you want! but dude that doesnt mean be "nonsensible".

its just a matter of respect to a band who i guess and am pretty sure have earned that much respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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