Standards required to be my princess:
1. Must be under 150lbs.
2. Work their body during $exy time.
3. must be able to cook great meals.
4. must not be afraid to speak her mind.
5. not a cheater.
6. will get up early to cook breakfast.
7. knows how to spend 5 dollars a week but not ask for more than nine.
8. must be open for new $exy time techniques.
9. must have one year of plow experience (for family trade of farming).
10. no history of family retardation.

a princess spending 5 dollars a week with plow experience? move to Kazakhstan!

And Watch "BORAT"!!!