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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could. ![](http://sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-unsure.gif) ![](http://sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-rolleyes.gif) ![](http://sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-biggrin.gif)
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Posted on 06-25-08 2:15
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Chicken story
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.
Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock :
O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
![](http://sajha.com/sajha/html/images/biz/8957EF2B-C5A8-416C-93E1-53D2AC66DE97/the-chicken-and-rooster-cro.jpg) Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"
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Ishwor
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Posted on 08-24-08 11:32
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Sardar ji One more time!
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U've 3 children? Sardar ji replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.
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Q:)Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? A:)Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!
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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........
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One Sardar Ji went to participate in olympics. He was laying on the chair, someone asked him,"are U relaxing?"
"No, I'm Milka Singh."
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Posted on 08-24-08 3:44
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One day Lopes is
walking home when he notices a huge gorilla standing on the roof of his house.
Not knowing what to do about it he looks in the phone book under GORILLA
REMOVALS. Then he calls up Willy's Get Lost Gorilla Service and explains the
situation.
Ten minutes later Willy arrives with a banana, a bulldog, a butterfly net, a
ladder and a loaded gun.
"Okay," says Willy, "it is quite a simple thing. I am gonna
throw the banana at the gorilla, and while he is busy eating it, I am gonna
climb up the ladder and push him off the roof.
"Then the bulldog is trained to grab him by the nuts, and when the gorilla
holds himself in pain, you throw this butterfly net over him."
"Great!" shouts Lopes, with enthusiasm.
"But what about the gun?"
"Well," explains Willy, "if I miss the gorilla and fall off
the roof myself, you shoot the dog!"
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Ishwor
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Posted on 08-28-08 10:40
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and
the man of the house called a family meeting...
On a Saturday morning...
after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!
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mram grtes
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Posted on 08-31-08 8:52
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Once a sardar was recruited as terrorist, so he went to the enemy camp will
bombs fitted in his body.
Then he reached a place with 4 people, he called his commander and asked,
"Sir there are 4 people here, should I commit the suicide now." His
commander replied in walkie talkie "no wait, go to place with more
people."
So he went further deep inside the camp. He reached a place with 10 people.
He again called his commander and asked, "Sir there are 10 people
here, should I commit the suicide now."
Again his commander replied, "wait go further deeper." He again
went on. Then he reached a place with 20 people, he again called his commander and
asked "Sir there are 20 people here, should I commit the suicide
now."
Now his commander thought 20 peoples are enough to kill and gave him
permission, "yes boy, now is the time, do it and god bless u."
Then the sardar took out his knife and plunged it into his heart.
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Posted on 08-31-08 8:57
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Once the sardar community held a very serious meeting. They were talking
about how to develop Punjab.
Every one were very serious and the leader asked all of them to give their
ideas on how to develop their community.
One of the sardar after thinking for a while gave his suggestion.
He said,
"let's attack america, and then they will defeat us and conquer us. Then
we will become a part of america and we will become as developed as they
are."
Everyone praised his wisdom and said it was brilliant idea. But one of the
old wise sardar was still thinking about it.
He raised slowly and said, "It is a great idea. But we should not
forget about other consequences as well."
Others didn't understand and asked him what he meant by that. He answered
"What if we win."
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Posted on 08-31-08 9:03
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Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Laloo prasad You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap Ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo prasad-----pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement---- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance--- -ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi. Thanks---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
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Posted on 08-31-08 11:40
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Another version of the same sardar joke:
Once a sardar was recruited as terrorist, so he left the training camp with bombs fitted in his body to conduct a suicide attack.
Then he reached a place with 4 people, he called his commander and asked, "Sir there are 4 people here, should I commit the suicide now." His commander replied in walkie talkie "no wait, go to place with more people."
So he went further down the road. He reached a place with 10 people.
He again called his commander and asked, "Sir there are 10 people here, should I commit the suicide now."
Again his commander replied, "wait go and find a area with crowd in close proximity ." He again went on. Then he reached a place with a crowd in close proximity, he again called his commander and asked "Sir there is crowd with 20 people here in very close proximity, should I commit the suicide now."
Now his commander thought 20 peoples are enough to kill and gave him permission, "yes boy, now is the time, do it and god bless u."
The sardar pressed the trigger and there was a loud cry, "Sardarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" on the walkie talkie and receiver at the same time.
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Ishwor
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Posted on 09-20-08 11:31
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Some funny quotes:
1. I went on diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. In fourteen days, I lost exactly two weeks.
2. I've enough money to last me the rest of my life...... unless I buy something.
3. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
4. Everyday I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
5. I'll kill anyone for Nobel peace prize.
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Posted on 09-25-08 4:17
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ईश्वरज्यु - रिस्,राग, द्वेश, इर्श्याको बाहुल्य रहेको हाल् को साझामा यहाँको हास्य रस ले भरिएको यो धागो स्वागत योग्य छ। कृपया निरन्तरता दिनु होला। धन्यवाद।
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Posted on 09-25-08 9:01
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This is the best one
Once the sardar community held a very serious meeting. They were talking about how to develop Punjab.Every one were very serious and the leader asked all of them to give their ideas on how to develop their community.One of the sardar after thinking for a while gave his suggestion. He said, "let's attack america, and then they will defeat us and conquer us. Then we will become a part of america and we will become as developed as they are."Everyone praised his wisdom and said it was brilliant idea. But one of the old wise sardar was still thinking about it.He raised slowly and said, "It is a great idea. But we should not forget about other consequences as well."Others didn't understand and asked him what he meant by that. He answered "What if we win."
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Posted on 09-28-08 9:44
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Second opinion!
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, "It's because of old age."
The woman says,'Doctor, I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says,"Sure,- you are ugly too."
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Posted on 10-01-08 1:37
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Ram & Shyam were both in a mental hospital. Once they were walking past a swimming pool, Ram suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Shyam promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Ram out.
![hung.jpg](http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hung.jpg)
When the medical director became aware of Shyam’s heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Shyam the news he said, “Shyam, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is Ram, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Then Shyam replied, “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry.”
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Posted on 10-10-08 4:40
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( नेपाल )
जुन गोरु को सिङ छैन तेस्को नाम तिखे: जुन देशमा समयको महत्व छैन, त्यो देशमा सबैलाई हतार, अनी जैले ट्राफिक जाम। जुन देशमा अशिक्छित सत प्रतिसत छन त्यो देशमा सबैलाई हरेक बस्तुको ज्ञान।
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Posted on 11-23-08 12:16
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Windows curtain!
भउते enters a store that sells curtains (पर्दा).
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
He showed him several patterns, but भउते seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
![pink.jpeg](http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pink.jpeg)
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
भउते replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
भउते tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
भउते says, "Hellllooooooooo……..I've got Windows!" ------------- Old Joke with new name!![](../chat/smileys/m-rolleyes.gif)
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Posted on 01-25-09 5:00
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i liked this too..
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Posted on 06-04-09 4:18
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GAFADI DOCTORS: Someone is telling the truth.
French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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Posted on 06-05-09 1:40
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एउटा पार्टीमा एक भलाद्मीले धेरै रक्सी पिएर एउटी महिलालाई घुमीघुमी हेर्न थाले । 'किन यसरी हेर्दै हुनुहुन्छ ?' महिलाको धैर्यताको सिमा नाघ्यो । 'बहिनी' रक्स्याहा बोल्यो-'तपाईं साह्रै कुरुप हुनुहुन्छ ।' 'यसमा मेरो के गल्ती छ र, मलाई भगवानले नै यस्तो बनाइदिए , यसमा म के गर्न सक्छु र ?' महिलाले आहत हुँदै भनी । 'तपाईँ यहाँ नआएर आफ्नै घरमा पनि त बस्न सक्नुहुन्थ्यो ।' साभार: साप्ताहिक
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