Sex Quotes

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln

 
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. ~ Robert Heinlein
Sex is emotion in motion. ~ Mae West
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~ Woody Allen

 
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~ Bob Rubin

 
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~ Woody Allen
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. ~ Margaret Smith
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~ Quentin Crisp
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~ Marlene Dietrich

 
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~ Author Unknown

 
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~ Butch Hancock

 
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~ Don Schrader

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~ Author Unknown

 
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~ Erica Jong

 
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~ Mark Twain
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. ~ Arthur Hoppe

 
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~ Elton John

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~ Billy Joel

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~ Author Unknown

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~ Truman Capote

A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~ Author Unknown

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~ Louise Sammons

I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~ Author Unknown

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ~ George Bernard Shaw

Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~ Author Unknown

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~ Woody Allen