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nepaalisathi
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Posted on 04-05-07 1:18
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शिक्षकः FORD (फोर्ड) माने के हुन्छ ? बिद्यार्थीः गाडी .....। शिक्षकः गुड । अनि OX अक्स, अक्स माने ? बिद्यार्थीः गोरु । शिक्षकः गुड । यसरी नै तिमीहरु राम्रो अंग्रेजी पढ्दै गयौ भने अक्सफोर्डमा पढ्न सक्छौ । अक्सफोर्ड भनेको थाहा छ ? बिद्यार्थीः अक्सफोर्ड भनेको गोरुगाडी सर ।
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ghundruk ko jhol
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Posted on 04-05-07 2:22
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Wat's da definition of da bravest man in da world..? A man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, and den slaps his wife on the backside and says, ''you're next, Fatty.'' love ghundruk ko jhol
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nepaalisathi
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Posted on 04-05-07 2:25
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A bus crashes full of ugly people. They all go to heaven. God says they have one wish each. The first one wishes he is beautiful. The man at the back of the line laughs for a bit. The second one wishes the same as the first one. The man at the back laughs again. This goes on until it comes the the guy at the end who is rolling with laugher. God says him "what do you wish for?". He says "for all the people who wished to be beautiful to be ugly again".
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nepaalisathi
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Posted on 04-05-07 2:27
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Bihari Babu Jokes ) A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai 2) A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do. 3) A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).
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Posted on 04-05-07 2:53
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nepaalisathi keep on posting
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Posted on 04-05-07 3:05
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Posted on 04-06-07 11:57
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Japanese Business Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?" The Englishman spoke first. "Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men." "That can be arranged," said the terrorist. The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men." The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management." The terrorist turned finally to the American. "What is your last request?" The American replied, "I want you to kill me right now so I don't have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!"
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hajur
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Posted on 04-06-07 11:59
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हिरो एउटा भक्तपुरको ज्यापू हिरो बन्न मुम्बै गएछ । त्यहाँ निर्देशकले उसलाई सम्बाद बोल्न लगाएछ - तुम रोटी हो तो मे आटा हुँ । मे आटा हुँ तो तुम रोटी हो । ज्यापूले ट लाई त भन्दो रहेछ र ज्यापूले भनेछ - तुम रोती हो तो मे आता हुँ मे आता हुँ तो तुम रोती हो ।
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nepaalisathi
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Posted on 04-06-07 12:02
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2 sardarjis A passerby watched two sardar's in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. 'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'what on earth are you doing?' 'Well,' said the one who was digging, 'usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Hikmat plants the tree and Ujjar fills in the hole. Today Hikmat is off ill, but that doesn't mean ujjar and I get the day off, does it?'
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nepaalisathi
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Posted on 04-06-07 12:10
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The Football Game The big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. In first half, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they scored. Then came the second half... First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP!! suddenly it was Tackled. The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other. "Who made that tackle?" asked the ant. "I did," said the centipede. Second play: The rhinoceros runs the ball up the middle. WHOMP!! it was also Tackled and it fell five yard far. Back in the huddle the flea asked, "Who made that great stop?" "I did," said the centipede. Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep, led by the hippo throwing the lead blocks. SMACK!! Centipede tackles him for a ten yard loss. Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede, "Where were you in the first half?" The centipede replied, "Puttin' on my shoes!"
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Posted on 04-06-07 12:13
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ट्वाल्ल एकपल्ट सांसदको आँखा अप्रेशन गर्नुपर्žयो । आाखा नपाएर एउटा कुकुरको आखा हालिदिएछन् । केही दिनपछि डाक्टरले सांसदको श्रीमतीलाई भेटेछन् र सांसदको आखाको हालखबर सोधेछन् । सांसदकी श्रीमतीले बताइन् - अरु त सबै राम्रो छ तर जहाँ पनि हड्डी देख्यो कि ट्वाल्ल हेरेर बसिरहनुहुन्छ ।
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nepaalisathi
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Posted on 04-06-07 12:15
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On a summer holiday in New York Pradip decided to visit a bar. At the bar, the man sitting on Pradip's left told the bartender, 'Johnie Walker, single.' Then the man on his right ordered, 'Jack Daniels, single.' When the barman turned to Pradip for an order, he said, Pradip, married.'
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BornToBeWild
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Posted on 04-06-07 2:21
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"Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the teacher asked. "Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied," That would be rude and impolite. What about you, Paul, how would you say it? "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table." "And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once, and show us your good manners." With little hesitation Johnny said: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
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BornToBeWild
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Posted on 04-06-07 2:30
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
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Posted on 04-06-07 2:41
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you have excellant jokes guys. continue Borntobe wild : you are really wild today. heart or............... touching.
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Posted on 04-06-07 3:15
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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Vinnie
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Posted on 04-06-07 4:28
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nice jokes but Born2bwild i didn't get the UPS thng. thx for all the jokes ^_^
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Posted on 04-06-07 4:32
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that's because the ups man was the real father of the baby daaaa........?!
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Posted on 04-06-07 4:33
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Posted on 04-06-07 4:59
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One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions. So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red" Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato". "No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher. So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it" "Go to the principals office" says the teacher. "No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"
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Posted on 04-06-07 5:18
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Q. What is the similarity between dinosour and good girl? ---> Both are impossible to find in this day and age.
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