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Dhosta
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Posted on 11-01-06 5:40
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I have a small departmental meeting in few days. I am thinking to plant SBD(silent but deadly) fart during meeting. have reasons... to blame on that white moron.. who got no respect for other people. so can anyone help me TO SAJHA FARTERS COMMUNITY how to fart silently but deadly i mean what should i eat & drinks. and how to blame smoothly to the man next to me. looking for best answer.
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urbi
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Posted on 11-01-06 6:33
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Eat fewer gas-producing foods such as cauliflower, brussels sprouts, bran, beans, broccoli, and cabbage. Eliminate carbonated beverages from your diet. Avoid milk and milk products if you have lactose intolerance. or you can take gas relife meds
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Bob Marley
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Posted on 11-01-06 6:38
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The best would be be BIREY Noon. Deadliest. I heard VHATMAS works great too. Nowadays it's mostly MULA ko Achar, Mexican Food with lots of bean and Habanero chillie. For quick and fast one, eat some cereal with cold milk, which depends how much are you used to cold milk. You'll have to go take a crap soon though. Simple thing to do as far for a Nepali will be a nice Nepali meal with lots of Indian pickle with green pepper till you sweat and make sure you do not drink water. Watch it work after a day or two. HAHAHAHAHAHA Just my 2 cents experience
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ImI
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Posted on 11-01-06 6:41
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Paduwa Gang...lol...hahah...funny...kasto kasto advise lina aucha yaar sajah ma...hahahaha
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Posted on 11-01-06 9:04
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eat half dozen boiled eggs with glass or two cold milk. Guarenteed to work or you can fart in my nose..hehe lol
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Posted on 11-01-06 10:34
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Dhosta Ha ha ha ha.... When you do SO plz let us know that how you dhosta the atmoshphere ? ha ha ha ha ha....Aaaja ko mero best thread....
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Posted on 11-01-06 11:24
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here, a very educational link on fart. i laughed my ass off when i first read this. i don't know whether they have what u need, but it will boarden the horizon as far as your knowledge of fart goes. enjoy!!! http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
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Posted on 11-02-06 1:38
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thre is a gud s tory about fart.. U might learn something from this.. Read it carefully!!!! Ok, the situation is like this, Somewhere in this world , veteran farters have gathered to prove themselves. The whole competition narrowes down to 3 farters from US, russia and ofcourse Nepal. The final round is supposed to be like this. the competant goes in the arena , farts and comes back. decision is based upon visible effects and acoustics of the fart itself plus fatality in terms of inhalation... 1st guy, russian.. everyone can hear a big bang .....shatters the window pane behind the judges desk....Bravo... 2nd guy, american...Even bigger bang.... the whole wall shakes as if a big earthquaake had just ripped thru the ground beneath the place....Spectators.. hand on nose.. each one of them... 3rd guy, nepali.... No audible noise but lethal and pungent!!!! decision comes after few minutes.......there goes the gold medal to Our own nepali guy....Everyone in shock and awe except judge......he is asked why nepalse won? he quietly oints his fingers in the wall....... there lies lord jesuses cross and one can clearly see his left hand off the crucification defending his nose!!!!! secret : raw onions:hehehehheh
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Dhosta
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Posted on 11-02-06 3:21
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how to blame that fart perfectly to the next man. Fart first and move away , come back and block ur nose.
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Posted on 11-02-06 3:48
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Eat fruits, lot of fruits specially apple and oranges.
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