This is what the king will probably say in his new year message to the country.

Pyara deshbashi haru,

Naya barsha 2063 lageko awasar ma hamra pyara deshbashi haru lai subhkamana dina pauda hamilai jyadai khushi lageko chha. Hamro muluk ahile kathin mod bata gujri raheko chha ra you kathin samaya bata desh lai mukti dilauna hami haru sabai aapas ma milijuli desh bikash ko mul phutaunu pareko chha. desh ma shanti, subyabastha lai kayam gari rakhna hami sampurna pakshya lai ahwaan gari baksanchhaun. Bato birayeka haru lai subato ma auna pani agraha gari baksanchhau. hami sabai mile yo desh feri unnati ko bato ma awashya nai lagnechha bhanne kura ma hami purna biswasta chhau.

Bagawan pashupati nath le hami sabai ko rakshya garun.

As you can tell, this message is going to be neither here not there, with no juice in it.