WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get
drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids,
her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters,
Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead

funny!!!

Nepali woman from rural village:
First date:You go under tree and have a date both facing opposite direction.
Second date:You are wanted in girl's family for your cruel intention.
Third date:Both escape the village and enter some starange place.
Fourth date:While at night the guy makes a move and tells her how much he wanted to see her naked.They do it.Guys asks how was he.She says she had better ones in the makai bari.
Guy DIES:)

Guy didn't die he finds himself in Kathmandu now looking like a jhilke.
Nepali woman in kathmandu:
First date:They both know they don't know sh*it about dating but they want to act.
Second date:The girl falls for a guy and guy can't take his eyes off her Boobs.
Third date:Nagarkot but they both forget condom...
Guy comes home to masturba*te..

Nepali male ......
First date :-आखा जुदाइ
Second date :-आखा जुदाइ र मुस्?कान
Third date :- डोली चढाइ लैजाउ भन्?थे जन्?तिपो जानु परेछ ।

Hong Kong Nepalese

First Date: You met in Dance party, both of you are drunk as hell.......u dance like saif ali and pretty zinta....end up in bed

Second Date: Still casual go for dinner and still keep on making love
inbetween guys goes to nepal for vacation and comes back with fresh new arranged marriage

third Date: Still meet together and get away for nite.......still good sex buddies

Kya ho guru, aafu le pani yestai niyati bhogeko ho ki kaso????????????

hahahaha... something like that.

Nepali woman In USA:
First date: You met in Nepali Dance Party get each other contact after that talk on the phone and IM.
Second date: she is HAPPY. Casual date end up kissing
Third date: She gets HORNY. End up having sex.
Fourth date: She gets SAD. Set the date of the wedding, Coz she thinks she is pregnant