A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East
assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was
very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually
unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I
planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally
exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third,
our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted side by side all
over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also
didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."

good one :)

A little boy wanted Rs 100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write GOD SHIVA a letter requesting the Rs 100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD SHIVA NEPAL,they decided to send it to the PASHUPATINATH.

The main pujari thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the Rs 5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD SHIVA, which read:

Dear GOD SHIVA,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through PASHUPATINATH. and, as usual, those bastards deducted Rs 95.00.

whyhappy,
मेले सुनिसकेको हो यो त।

good one, kirsten. why happy, nice try. but i thought it was funnier when the little boy wrote the letter to god and they sent it to bush at the white house. same joke, different kura.

......how pathetic ........

Nepali times and nepalnews.com

Weekly Internet Poll #163 result:

Are you proud to be a Nepali?
Very proud: 47%
Proud: 17%
Not proud: 15%
Not at all proud: 17%
Don't know: 3%

Keep in mind though less than 5 percent of Nepalese don't go online.

I meant the other way, only less than 5% have online access (guess)

Only 64% are proud to be Nepali??