Once Japanese Government asked Nepal for some live frogs needed for the Medical schools. Nepalese Government sent a ship full with frogs. The Japanese authorities were surprised for what they saw. They found the ship with the lid open. They counted the number of frogs. The number was exact as given by Nepal Government. THey did a research and found out how and why that happened?. The result was like this: each frog was pulling another's leg, the outcome was none of 'em ran out into sea.

Meaning: Nepali will not change until they stop to pull other's legs.

haha funny
I've got this one. most prolly i read it on sajha. please forgive me for my low level joke telling skill in english.

Bush, Tony Blair(is that how u spell his name??) and Girija all died and went to hell. Satan greeted them and told them that their boot camp will start from tommorrow and if any of them would like to make a phone call.
So Bush called first. he made a call to US and talked to his hunumas for about 30 mins. Bush asked how much he owed for the call. Satan calculated and told him $2000000000.so bush paid.

Tony's turn. Tony made a call to UK and talked to hanumans too. He talked for about 20 mins and hung up. Satan charged him 5000000000000000 pounds.

Girija's turn. Girija called his chamchayas in Nepal and talked for 9 hours straight. He talked about his erection problems to his favourite indian actress to whatnot. When Girija was done he asked the satan, "how much?," satan replyed, $2 .
Girija , Tony and Bush all suprised for such low call to Nepal. So they all asked in one voice "how come?". Satan replyed, " CALL FROM ONE HELL TO ANOTHER HELL ARE CONSIDERED LOCAL."


bujnay layee sun ko mala na bujnay layee khurshanee ko mala

pretty good piece.

lol

Sardarji was boasting that he have three swimming pools at his home .he continued ........

sardarji : "Ek swimming pool mein Thanda paani hai ,garmi ke mausam swim karta hoon .""Doosra swimming pool mein Garam paani hai ....winter season mein swim karta hoon ."Aur teesra swiming pool khaali padi hai .

his friend asked : "Khaali kiun padi hai ji ??"

Sardarji Bole : " Woh kya hai ki ...kabhi kabhi swim karne ko mann nahin karta hai na "

Sardari ji all fired up went back to the grocery store and complained to the manager that he didn't receive any free "fat" with the purchase of "fat free milk."